Skinny, indie boys the world over cried into their vegan muesli and dandelion tea this morning –
Zooey Deschanel married her Death Cab For Cutie fella, Ben Gibbard on Sunday. They made it official in a ceremony outside of Seattle where they probably wore leis and sang their vows to one another. In some secret language the two of them made up. They're kind of like that.
So your favourite doe-eyed, tambourine playing, vintage dress wearing, retro bicycle riding, picnic basket carrying,
vegan elfin darling will never be tapping you. Apologies.
In other wedding news, Khloe Kardashian is marrying her boyfriend of about 12 minutes, LA Laker Lamar Odom. We smell sibling rivalry – Kim's the pretty one, Kourtney's got a severe case of baby, what's Khloe got? Apart from thighs that could crack walnuts, I mean?