For those of you lucky enough not to know who Spencer Pratt and his ladyfriend Heidi Montag are, we envy you and you might want to stop reading now so as to not taint your mind-tank.
For those of you brave enough to read on here's the story: These two vacuous characters are from that reality show The Hills. The words vapid, fake and insipid don't even begin to cover it. Basically they are desperate for fame and they are really gross.
Not satisfied with being reality television "stars" they have now decided that they are musicians. Heidi is a "singer" and Spencer is a "rapper".
Here are some gems from Pratt about his music:
"I'm the white Jay-Z."
"I’m the future of hip-hop. I feel bad saying that. It's unfortunate, but it's a fact." (We think he meant that differently from the way it sounds.)
"I guarantee that Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi's] 'Bonnie and Clyde' version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version."
"I’ll get on the mic and be like, 'Who is hotter than me in the game? No one.'"
"You want beef in the streets?"
The proof is in the pudding children, listen at your own risk.
Spencer Pratt 'I'm a Celebrity':
Bonus lyric watch:
"I get paid, I don't volunteer."
"First Tweet of the day, I threw my swag on."
"Put the top down, get my tan on."
"I'm so charged up, you can't unplug me."
"This is ringtone rap."
"Me not famous, woah that's scary."
PS. What the shit is "ringtone rap"?