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Women everywhere just had a heart pain

01 JUN 2009 | Posted By: Katie

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Women everywhere just had a heart pain

Jason Schwartzman
 
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Jason Schwartzman
 
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Jason Schwartzman
 
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Jason Schwartzman
Actor/musician/delight Jason Schwartzman is marrying his equally adorable girlfriend Brady Cunningham.

Schwartzman, the thinking woman's... something, is best known for his roles in Shopgirl, Rushmore, I Heart Huckabees, and The Darjeeling Limited and for composing the song 'California' for his ex-band Phantom Planet. He's also part of the Coppola family tree. He also apparently used to date Zooey Deschanel. Got luck, Schwartzman?

When Googling Mr Schwartzman's dating history (only semi-creepy) we found some amazing comments from fans. Here are our favourites:
"His eyebrows are epic."
"His nose is epic."
"I want to marry jason, ahhhhhhh."
"In order to get the part Natalie had to kiss his mole. She was surprised to find out it was fake, just like his acting talent. Pretentious wannabe arthouse."
"BRAD PIT IS DONKEY DICK – a saucy seaside caper!!!!"
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There are "6" comment(s) on "Women everywhere just had a heart pain"

Senior Member catchyleo
Good for him! He's a mad dude. And mad dudes need mad ladies to keep them company. Oh happy day!
catchyleo  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member Pop'n'Fresh
This is weird- I find equally good looking and ugly all at the same time. I'm talking split down the middle- 50/50. Not even 45/55. This is completely bewildering. I think its that I cant shake the thought of his character in Marie Antoinette with Kirsten Dunst. His character was a total dick.
Pop'n'Fresh  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member A52EC22C
Ditto to all of the above.
A52EC22C  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member CILLIAN
Ever see Darjeeling ltd.? That is one kick ass film
CILLIAN  -  2 years ago
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New Lounger CE72F087
THE THINKING WOMAN'S JARED LETO. you're welcome.
CE72F087  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member Bibianca
I'm happy for him! Although i do think that he and Zooey were adorable together. Jason is epic in general. Love him.
Bibianca  -  2 years ago
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