From what we can gather, our second favourite gay couple has had quite a dramatic weekend.
First a warrant was issued for Lindsay's arrest for being lazy (she was meant to complete a bunch of courses after her drunk driving charge in 2007 but was BUSY, OK?) and then when the po-po went to their house to arrest her, there was a bunch of yelling and smashed windows from inside but nobody let the police in. So they left. LA's finest, much?
Then Lindsay channeled Kanye West and Twittered "Should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love,
hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R
COWARDS cuz they don't know what they got til it is far gone. and
people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND
JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING
ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY."
That is some
Benjamin Buttons shit!
Stay tuned.