Remember the 90s? Good times. Back when baggy flannel was couture, when alcopops were socially acceptable drinks, when Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love were a royal couple, when "D'oh!" was a funny quip, when Winona Ryder was criminal-record-free and everybody's favourite waif... And it was then that Ethan Hawke was not only the rugged, grunge-ish poster boy, he was also
Troy Dyer, a man who inspired millions of teenage girls everywhere to wear doily dresses and wait for their knight in a faded vintage shirt to come.
But the glory days are over and in the harsh light of this decade, Ethan Hawke is nothing but a crazy man with a junkie smile. The former Mr Thurman just married Ryan Shawhughes, the woman who was nanny to Hawke's children with Uma Thurman. Since his affair with the nanny, Hawke knocked her up, divorced Thurman and has made an honest woman out of his lady in a little bit of a shotgun wedding. Romance is always in style, no matter the decade.