Lily Allen is pregnant. It’s all official like. The father is her tradie bro boyf named Sam Cooper.
Kim Kardashian and
Cristiano Ronaldo are maybe schtooping each other on the side.
Paul the Octopus has received "more than 160 endorsement offers and a book deal". Or to put it another way, he’s got more going on than
Lebron James and
Tiger Woods combined. (PS. We would totally read his book.)
You may wanna stock up on over-priced leggings and plain tee; looks like
American Apparel is
going bust with the quickness.
Snooki got herself arrested for being drunk in the middle of day. Nice. Police let her go after she sobered up.
Remember diggity
Das EFX? The riggidy rappers from early '90s? Yeah, well, their career ain’t going so great at the miggity moment. In fact, they’re advertising for a new manager on Craiglist. You can
hit up Dray directly if you’re looking for a career change and know all the words to 'They Want EFX'.
Fresh from his appearance in
that Honda ad, your boy
Bangs has released his new single. He wants to stalk you on Facebook, [shawty].
Gay people in California can now get married and be miserable together like everyone else. A judge has overruled Proposition 8 saying a moral objection to ‘the gays’ doesn’t mean you can discriminate against them. Good work random judge person.
Amy Winehouse has been photographed
chillin’ hard on a park bench. She obviously needed a rest after a 16 hour bender which (according to The Sun) included “kissing model Mischa Barton” and “strolling with comic Russell Brand’s dad Ron".
House prices in Miami are going up. The reason? Bandwagon jumping fanboys want to live closer to
Lebron.
Wyclef Jean’s bid to become President of Haiti may not be 100% ultraistic. Turns out he owes the US government a lazy $2.1 million in taxes. Presumably, he wouldn’t have to pay it back if he were President of a neighbouring country.
Just because
Ed Westwick and
Jessica Szohr have broken up doesn’t mean the Gossip Girl pair can’t make out in random coffee shops.
Another week, another amazing animated video from Taiwan. This one explains the downfall of
Lindsay Lohan in a most excellent 71 seconds, involves a ‘dropped soap’ joke and is moderately NSFW. (Oh, if you don’t know, LiLo was released this week after serving 14 days of her 90 day prison term. She’s been sent straight into a rehab facility.)
Speaking of
Lindsay Lohan, she displayed an uncharacteristic work ethic in the weeks before her jail sentence, posing for (*counts on fingers*) at least a dozen different magazine photo shoots.
Here,
here and
here, just to get you started.
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Go here and have one automatically assigned. We’re "maximising buzz by driving word of mouth from relevant influencers". Huzzah!
Sandra Bullock made $56 million last year from
The Proposal and
The Blind Side. In related news, most people have shit taste in movies.
Antoine Dodson is this week’s meme. Long story short: he fought of some dude that broke into his sister’s room “in the projects". A television crew went down to interview the family and, well, this is what happened when the internet got hold of the footage.
Bill Cosby is not dead, regardless of what Twitter says.
Naomi Campbell has taken time out from her busy schedule of temper tantrums to testify at the war crimes trial of former Liberian President, Charles Taylor. Apparently he gave her a bag of probably blood diamonds as a present back in 1997 – the same blood diamonds he sold on the international market to fund a civil war in neighboring Sierra Leone. Taylor faces charges of criminal responsibility for murder, rape, sexual slavery and the use of child soldiers. Them diamonds have bad juju.
Dennis Rodman flipped his car three times in car accident earlier this week and walked away without scratch. We’ll have whatever he taking.
The
North Korean football team is back home after losing every game of their world cup campaign. Dear Leader is not pleased – he made the poor bastards front up at a stadium full of people and chastised them for betraying their country. This went on for six hours.
Facebook has pushed back its stock market debut until 2012 so they can do whatever they want without pesky investors getting in the way.
The Dawson is married!
James Van Der Beek used Twitter to announce his marriage to some longtime girlfriend we’ve never heard of. Meanwhile, over in hip hop world,
T.I. has married his boo, Tameka ‘Tiny’ Cottle (formerly of Xscape), and
Swizz Beatz has married
Alicia Keys. Congrats all round. Also, seems like a good time to dig this up:
Bobby Brown is chunky again. [Sad face.]
You can buy the
Michael Jackson Death Mansion (aka the house he was renting when he died) for a cool $29 milli. It has pool, if that helps.
So this has been floating around since the dawn of the internet, but it’s still cute: