17-year-old
Miley Cyrus wants to get breast implants. Daddy Billy Ray: Totally cool with it.
Jay-Z is the richest dude in hip hop for the second year running. He made a lazy $68 million last financial year.
Miranda Kerr is carrying a child in her belly. Fact.
Google’s
Chrome OS tablet will be out in November.
So now you know.
17-Year-old
Taylor Momsen (from GG) was interviewed by Spin magazine. The story was littered with wonderfully ridiculous quotes. The best? "Music keeps me young.” We also like that she described her look as “high-class hooker” and called out Rihanna for being a popstar who dares to wear a “fuckin’ leather jacket”.
You know things are getting weird when there’s a trailer for a TV commercial. Yeah-hah.
Gucci are launching a new fragrance called Guilt and they’ve got
Frank Miller directing the commercial. Here’s the preview:
Need a new job? Word round the campfire is
Mark Zuckerberg’s ‘email ghostwriter’ has quit. We’re assuming he’s on the lookout for a replacement since he’s obviously too rich to write his own emails.
Paris Hilton is giving up her party lifestyle to join the family business and become a hotel person, or something. "I've pretty much done all you can do," she explained, before describing her job credentials as “growing up in hotels". (Soz to
Fujiko-san for the Paris mention.)
The trailer for
Joaquin Phoenix's descent into madness movie has surfaced. You can
watch it here. Either Joaquin is the greatest actor of his generation or his BFF/director
Casey Affleck is pure evil.
Erykah Badu has paid a $500 fine for getting naked in the street for her
'Window Seat' video she did earlier in the year. The song was great so here it is again.
Turns out the guy responsible for keeping
Steve Jobs App Store pr0n free has a thing for
following escorts and pornstars on Twitter. Guess you gotta know the product if you’re going to protect us from it.
OK magazine want to give
Lindsay Lohan one million clams to talk to them when she gets out of rehab. It will be the biggest pay cheque she’s received in years.
Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, was allegedly texting her when he drove his car off a cliff and died. There’s a lesson somewhere in all that.
For some unexplained reason
Tila Tequila was booked to play the annual shit fight that is Juggalo Fest (aka the Insane Clown Posse festival). She ‘got them out’, the crowd pelted her with shit, the whole thing turned into a huge fiasco.
Method Man was also booked to play. The crowd also threw shit at him. Turns out fat white kids from the mid-west will attack anyone that wonders on stage.
"If the world wouldn't persecute me, I'd take nude pictures every day of the week," says
Halle Berry. Sorry, what?
Yo dawg, I heard you like skate videos...
And here’s something a little newer, but not nearly as entertaining:
North Korea has an official Twitter account. And it’s just as bat shit crazy as you’d hope. Basically it’s just a stream of Tweets calling South Korea “whores". How very.
Michael Douglas has been diagnosed with throat cancer. He’s being treated and is expected to make a full recovery.
Justin Bieber is having social networking warz! He tweeted the number of his arch nemesis earlier this week, pretended it was his own and invited fans to “call me". 25 thousand tweens did, leaving 15-year-old Kevin Kristopik with a huge phone bill – he’s demanding an apology. Meanwhile, we’d like an apology for that incredible dull ‘
Justin Bieber slowed down’ thing that went around earlier in the week.
Oh yeah,
Kayne West, Justin Bieber and
Raekwon are collaborating on a track together. Not even sure where to begin with this one...
This week marks 33 years since
Elvis bought the farm. In the immortal words of someone, you’re either a Beatles fan or an Elvis fan. Question is, which are you? Answers in the comments section please. (FYI, Team Elvis forever.)
Taiwan is a strange place. Aside from making those insane animated videos, they also make
ligers – mutant tiger / lion combinations. Three ligers were born in a local zoo this week, two have survived. Plans are already underway for a five-assed monkey.
Mel Gibson 'accidentally' drove his Maserati into some rocks on the side of the road in Malibu. As you do when you’re stone cold sober and not the least bit crazy.
The world’s first
3D porn is coming.
3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is due out in May. Do. Not. Want. (Not in 3D, anyway.)
Neil Patrick Harris and his partner, David Burtka, are having twins (via surrogate moms). "David and I are expecting twins this fall. We're super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy..." This is a good excuse to run clips from
Harold and Kumar, so here you go:
Hilary Duff and her NHL hockey player (who is also heir to the Post-It note fortune), Mike Comrie, got married this week.
Katy Perry gate-crashed some high school formal in Melbourne this week and then went to a gay night. Hollywood Backstage says "many of the lesbians were very desperate" to kiss her, while all those actually present say she was treated like a lady. PS. Who employed the simpleton to report?
Christina Ricci says
Robert Pattinson is an "awesome kisser".
“The third season of
Mad Men is better than any book from the past 10 years.” So says
Bret Easton Ellis who’s out here promoting his new book,
Imperial Bedrooms, and looking for men to sex on Grindr.
Remember that
Metallica documentary where they got all emo and talked about ‘their feelings’. This new
Wu Tang documentary looks like the hip hop equivalent.
DMX has been released from an LA jail after serving 18 days of a 90-day sentence for crazy driving. Let’s see how long he can stay out of jail this time round.
And let’s finish up with some more
Maru. He’s pretty much the best cat ever: