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The week in Trashbaggery ninety-one

08 JUL 2011 | Posted By: -Mikolai-

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The week in Trashbaggery ninety-one

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Justin Timberlake and ex-girlfriend Jessica Biel are "quietly seeing each other again”. Alternatively, Justin Timberlake has been making out with Cameron Diaz. Or he's boning Mila Kunis. Or Britney Spears, again. Feel free to make up your own rumour… "Justin Timberlake spotted finger-banging Whoopi Goldberg on a rollercoaster!" Too much? Sorry.

Meanwhile JT’s big plans to revive MySpace (he bought part of the company last week) revolve around a talent contest. So yeah, expect some busted up Tila Tequilas, mid-west emo bands and southern rappers with tattoos on their faces. Should be a hoot!

If you’re a guy and trying to get laid then lying about ‘being into’ Adele will improve your odds. But hurt your ears.

Twitter is now worth seven billion dollars. Because of MAGIC! And because some tech people pumping the IP float say it is.

Fuck-Yeah-West-Beverly-High is a Tumblr dedicated to Beverly Hills 90210. You’ll like it. In the meantime, here’s David Silver (aka mister Megan Fox) busting some next levels raps while the cast line-dances.


Natalie Portman has named her one-month old kid Alef or Aleph. In case you’re wondering, it’s the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet.

According to a new study, fatty foods give your brain a “drug-like feeling" similar to marijuana. This chemical reaction has you craving more food, and then you become a big fatty. Scientists are hoping to use this discovery to create drugs in the treatment of obesity – rather than doing something fun, like cheeseburgers that get you stoned.

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 25th birthday this week. She went out to a restaurant in Malibu with friends, where she spent the night eating cigarettes, drinking Red Bull and texting people. (Probably.)

DJ Pauly D has been sued by a DJ Paulie for copyright infringement. The unknown ‘Paulie’ wants four milli for his troubles.

Meanwhile, want to watch a video of an insanely drunk Snooki dry-humping a pot plant? Sure you do.

If you enjoyed RAED’s heartfelt tribute to Schapelle Corby you gotta watch this short documentary about Australia’s greatest rapper. (Yes, we are aware it's from a while back.)


Overseas call centre workers like you about as much as you like them (ie: not very much). According to internal briefs, “Australia is known as the dumbest continent” where everyone is drunk and technologically backwards. Americans, on the other hand, “Do the most stupid things, impulsive things.” Also, they shout a lot. So there you go. Everyone hates everyone.

Jennifer Aniston is "taking a year off from work to enjoy herself." Read: having sex with new boyfriend Justin Theroux.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is the most popular person on Google’s new social media platform. He has 29 thousand followers, or fans, or whatever measurement they’re using. Either way, it’s double what Google’s founders could muster. It also say a lot about the sort of people currently chilling on Google+.

The Decepticons have won. Transformers 3 opened at #1 in US cinemas last week, taking $116 million at the box office.

Beyonce’s new album, 4, has debuted at #1 in the US charts. She celebrated by gate-crashing some kids doing a ‘choreographed’ routine to her new single. Unfortunately, the kids were kinda crap and just sort of shuffling around so we didn’t get to see B do the running man in death defying heels. Still, it’s nice of her to show up unannounced and freak people out.


Belly buttons are gross. And not just when you’re doing body shots (who are you people?). Scientists did scientific stuff to people’s belly buttons and found they’re bacteria-filled pits of filth. Not only that, they’re creating mutant cocktails of germs. “In 662 cases, the microbes could not even be classified to a family, which strongly suggests that they are new to science.” You’ve been warned.

Takeru Kobayashi won the annual 4th of July hot dog eating contest in the US. He consumed 69 hotdogs in ten minutes. Then he died. (No, that’s a joke. He’s fine.) The secret to his success is a technique that involves separating the bun from the sausage, dipping the bun in water to moisten it and then forcing both down his throat. Yeah, let’s think about that for a minute.

TV Hits has been axed after 25 years on air. You’re just going to have to find something else to watch on Saturday morning while huffing bulbs and recovering from the BEST NIGHT EVA. And speaking of best night ever, here’s some classic footage of Faustina 'Fuzzy' Agolley a little worse for wear during an interview.


Someone hacked the @FoxNewsPolitics Twitter this week and claimed President Obama had been assassinated. Regular Fox viewers were disappointed to learn it was a hoax.

Oh look, Shia LaBeouf is opening his mouth and saying stuff again. This week it’s Hilary Duff being made to feel special thanks to that patented LaBeouf charm and, “probably the worst date either of us has ever had". He didn’t go into more detail so feel free to make up wildly outrageous scenarios.

Daniel Radcliffe is telling anyone who will listen that he had an alcohol ‘problem’ when he was 18-years-old. Um, who didn’t? If you’re not throwing up and having regrettable ‘hook ups’ you’re not doing it right. Yes?

The Game is back with a new album/single. Although to be honest it’s more like a Justin Timberlake / Pharell single. But hey, almost naked ladies, so what do you care…


PETA have named Russell Brand and Kristen Wiig the Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities of 2011. Which is sort of like winning the beauty pageant at a [insert terrible comment here] show.

Remember Pete Doherty? Yeah him, well he’s been released from prison after serving six weeks of a six month sentence for drug possession. Meanwhile, over the in US, Gucci Mane is also free from prison and was last seen throwing money at some Atlanta strippers.

And finally, have you ever felt like you couldn’t keep your eyes open another minute?
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There are "11" comment(s) on "The week in Trashbaggery ninety-one"

Senior Member Em-T
That lead image made me a little bit too disturbingly excited that JT and Britters were back together again. In other news, LiLo turning 25 makes me feel SO OLD.
Em-T  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Same here. See you at the Community Bus stop later. I hear there's a two for one dinner deal at the RSL.
freeak  -  3 years ago
Senior Member Em-T
I have some spare 2-for-1 vouchers stashed away in my purse if we need. The ones you get on the back of Woolies grocery receipts. (I'm that old.)
Em-T  -  3 years ago
Respect Katie
The belly-button information is a massive gross out.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member Lebronski
They do tend to smell a little...unique.
Lebronski  -  3 years ago
Respect -Mikolai-
Yeah, the Pauly D image is hella disturbing
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
Respect Jamie
Who are you Pauly D? Who are you Snookie? WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY FOREVER.
Jamie  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
You have clearly never watched Jersey Shore. If you had, you wouldn't be saying "go away", you'd be saying "TEE-SHIRT TIME! AWW YEAH!"
Katie  -  3 years ago
Respect Jamie
No, that's just the thing, I have seen it.
Jamie  -  3 years ago
Respect -Mikolai-
I just wanted to swing past and make a, "Come at me, bro," joke.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
Respect -Mikolai-
I just wanted to swing past and make a, "Come at me, bro," joke.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago

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