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The week in trashbaggery - volume 169

08 FEB 2013 | Posted By: Katie

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The week in trashbaggery - volume 169

A$AP and Chanel
 
A$AP Rocky
 
Kim and Kanye
 
Kim Kardashian
 
Lady Gaga
 
Leonardo Dicaprio and Blake Lively
 
Lindsay Lohan
 
Margot Robbie
 
Mrs Carter / Beyonce
 
Rihanna and Chris Brown
Beyonce is a queen, but also a human queen. Evidently her publicist doesn't want us to know that she has the capacity to look less than perfect, or that she has any flaws, or a face. Said publicist called Buzzfeed after they did a story about Bey's Superbowl performance: "Thanks for my taking call. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain you will be able to find some better photos." So, obviously the photos have done even more rounds now. Didn't this bitch go to publicity school?

Also some people are saying that Bey has had a bunch of nose-jobs because her face has changed since she was 16 years old. YOU MESS WITH THE QUEEN YOU MESS WITH HER ARMY, MOTHERFUCKERS. 


Word is Justin Bieber is back with Selena Gomez but we're pretty sure he's just smoking blunts with Lil Twist and masturbating to Simpsons porn parodies.

Apparently Rihanna and Justin Bieber used to have sex together, when she was 23 and he was 16 (aka barely legal). One of those reliable sources says: "It happened in February of 2011, when Selena and Justin had been dating for months and were falling in love. It’s caused Selena to question their entire relationship. Selena thinks maybe they’ve been hooking up all along." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh come on. 

Chris Brown is still a cunt. This week, word is that the butthole faked the community service he had to serve as part of his punishment for beating Rihanna half to death. The Daily Mail has a bunch of images of the two of them in court about said fuckery. She was blowing him kisses during the hearing. OH RIRI. :(

...Also, surprise! Brown or one of his mates (nobody's naming names) yelled "faggot" that time Brown was punching Frank Ocean.


If you believe everything you read (and we do) you'd know that Leonardo DiCaprio is having sex with all the Victoria's Secret models and 'Strayan treasure, Margot Robbie. She was in Neighbours and we like her and think she should win the DiCaprio competition. 

That beautiful man Javier Bardem and his wifey Penelope Cruz are having another baby. MAZEL. 

Kanye West performed in a straight-jacket the other night because art. 

Might have something to do with Kimmy saying she wants their baby to be a Kardashian not a West. But you know that kid is going to be so famous it's just known by its first name, so whatever. 

Hey guys, remember Lady Gaga? She's the blonde girl in this video. The one that isn't Beyonce.


Word is A$AP is dating/sexing Chanel Iman. It's definitely happening because HE INSTAGRAMMED A PHOTO OF THEM TOGETHER WEARING MATCHING JORDANS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS OHMYGOODNESS. *applause*(See the gallery for photos.)

Nicole Kidman says she's not using Botox anymore because she's used it all up already LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL seriously though.

Adam Brody (aka Seth from The OC) and Leighton Meester (aka the girl from Gossip Girl that isn't Blake Lively) are doing it.

Srsly, has Amber Rose been pregnant for a year?

Mama Lohan says "I'm probably the most misunderstood mother in America." STOP DOING INTERVIEWS AND SAYING DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT THEN YOU NING NONG.

If you haven't already seen this video of Kai the hitchhiking hero, you don't know how to internet and we can't help you.
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