Welcome back Lounger,
Enter your login details below
      Lost your Password?
Become a Lounger.
It's free. It's easy. It's a community. Get involved!

Fill out your details for instant activation as a Lifelounge community member

This gives you access to post in all forums, comment throught the entire site, get all Lifelounge Newsletters and all the updates on our unique promotions, events and initiatives.

Step 1 of 2
Confirm Password:


The week in trashbaggery - volume 168

01 FEB 2013 | Posted By: Katie

The week in trashbaggery - volume 168

Alec Baldwin
Chris Brown
Chris Brown's 'art'
Courtney Stodden
Frank Ocean
Frank Ocean
Jason London
Jason London
Justin Bieber
Kim Kardashian
Terminal dickhole Chris Brown won't stop until he has punched every likeable celebrity within arm's reach. This time it was Frank Ocean and it was apparently it was at a recording studio and it was over a car space. We can't even make a joke about how much of a cunt Chris Brown is, so let's all look at Ocean's lovely, un-punchable face and listen to his sublime tones.

Oh! And did you know Brown is also an artist? He painted 'ALL HIS FEELS' the other day. It's the crucifixion of Jesus and the two thieves and apart from it being malarky it's just... it's really bad. He is a turrrible painter. That's not even biased, he's just shit. 

In her Rolling Stone interview, Rihanna confirmed what we already knew: she's officially back with the aforementioned jerk. :(

...RiRi said this about her and Brown: "I decided it was more important for me to be happy... Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake." [IT IS A MISTAKE RIRI] "It’s different now." [OH RIRI] "We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit." [OH RIRI] "He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again." [HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAD THE OPTION BB] "I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that." [IS THAT WHY HE PUNCHED FRANKIE?]

Lindsay Lohan did that thing where she doesn't turn up to court because she is RILLY UNWELL but then she disappeared and flew to LA and then somehow still isn't going to jail. She owes Tina Fey for that trick.

Oh for fuck's sake, somebody gave Kris Jenner (aka the mother Kardashian) her own talk show. Her first guests will be: Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Lamar Odom, a celebrity trainer/hairstylist, and then she'll spend the rest of her time trying to convince Kanye to appear. Then it'll get cancelled. 

The Chosen One is growing! Kim Kardashian is definitely carrying some Kanye baby (see the gallery) and we can't wait. Then one day Blue Ivy™, The Chosen One, Kelis and Nas's son, Kingston Stefani and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will have a play-date and the world will implode to the soundtrack of thundering applause from the heavens. 

Justin Bieber touched a Belieber's titty (photo in the gallery) and there's a photo of it and that girl is probably going to remove and frame her own bewb now. (Now all media outlets are making "Justin Boober" jokes.)


Speaking of babies, everybody is knocked up. Everybody. Alec Baldwin impregnated his wifey. Mazel tov! (But also, fuck you Baldwin. Remember when we were meant to be married?)

Baldwin's co-star Tracy Morgan is also having a baby with his finacee. Mazel tov!

Donald Faison (aka the guy from Scrubs and imitable Murray from Clueless) and his wifey Cacee Cobb are having a baby too. ALL THE MAZEL TOVS!

Le ruh roh. Remember Jason London? (He was a '90s teen dream for about 15 minutes.) He apparently got into a bar fight and then pooped himself. According to TMZ he yelled at the cops who drove him away: "Guess what faggot? I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch. It smells like shit in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." Then he pooped in his pants 'on purpose'.

...Surprise! London tweeted to say the story was all made up. Obviously he means the part about him being a famous actor too. *sick burn* (Photos in the gallery.)

In other news about people you had entirely forgotten about: Bam Magera reckons he's a musician now, or something. He's rap-singing about buttfucking himself because romance.

Oh good, they're filming Wolf Creek 2 so we can all have nightmares about John Jarratt cackling as he rips our spines in half. Remember when he was just the friendly dude who showed you how to lacquer your deck?

Can we all take a moment to think about what a magnificent diamond Gary Oldman is? HAVE MERCY. 

Did you know Courtney Stodden is a feminist? We like what she tweeted today: "As a feminist I believe girls can express themselves however they want; whether that's in 8 inches or flats. Let's empower each other ladies!" Countdown to eleventy thousand other feminists coming down on her to say she's not a feminist and then we can all fight on Twitter about the "correct" way to be a feminist and have a semantics party! EQUALITY! OVARIES! BURNT BRAS! BO$$ BI$HE$! DIAMONDS ON MY NECK! D-DIAMONDS ON MAH GRILL!

Karl Lagerfeld doesn't like Michelle Obama's bangs: "Frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It’s not good." Srsly, the list of things Uncle Karl does like must be so short: his kitten, Zahia Dehar, skinny models, large sunglasses.

Big deal pornstar Ron Jeremy is in the ICU with some kind of heart problem, but word is he will be OK. Get well soon, BB!

Apparently Bradley Cooper has a sexXxy foot fetish.

Now that we're talking about sex, we might as well keep going. Mega-babe Jason Momoa (aka the guy from GOT and Lisa Bonet's baby daddy) says he keeps in shape by doing sex all the time: "I fuck a lot."
The week in Trashbaggery - volume 229
The week in trashbaggery - volume 228
The week in trashbaggery - volume 227
The week in trashbaggery - volume 226
The week in trashbaggery - volume 225
The week in trashbaggery - volume 224
The week in trashbaggery - volume 223
Comments on this Post
There are "0" comment(s) on "The week in trashbaggery - volume 168"

Want to talk it out?

If you’re already a Lifelounge member, simply login. Or you can connect via Facebook. If you want to stay anonymous (chicken!) just fill in this form for a once-off comment.

To sign-up to Lifelounge click here.
Your Name:
Your Email:

Link Image YouTube

Featured Today on Lifelounge
We have a Twin Peaks obsession
We have a Twin Peaks obsession

Posted in The Lounge - 3 months ago

Flex Your Creative Chops
Flex Your Creative Chops

Posted in The Lounge - 5 days ago

Daily Instagram Goodness
Also by Katie
Those adidas sneakers are just fabulous. Great des...

1 link
I must say she is very creative and we should lear...

1 link
I love Mercedes-Benz Fashion show becasue they wil...

1 link
She is really beautiful. Bindi is traditionaly wor...

1 link
There are millions of people who want to buy Nike ...

1 link
Food industry is growing and one of the successful...

1 link
It's a shame how far that company has fallen and w...

1 link
There are very few designers who offers such vibra...

1 link
Lucas Grogan paints and stitches conversations
Lucas Grogan paints and stitches conversations