's apparently gay papa, Joe, isn't denying the allegations that he has a 21-year-old boyfriend. But the kid's mother is pretty mad about the whole thing "Joe Simpson
is not stepping forward and denying the allegations. It would be nice for Joe to say something, my son is only a 21-year-old kid, Joe is 54... Joe and Bryce have not known each other for 3 years and they have never been seen together, I don’t understand how they can assume all of this from Twitter." (You can see some of the Twitter conversation in the gallery.)
(aka Thomas DeCarlo Callaway) has been accused of sexual battery. A woman filed a police report with the LAPD and it's under investigation, but Green says nothing untoward happened and the lady is a liar and just because he is freaky in the bedroom doesn't mean he's violent douchebag.
's ex-husband and his buddy dressed up as her and her new husband (that bro Chad
from Nickelback) for Halloween. Ya burnt! But then Chad Tweeted "Deryck, loved the costumes! We were going to dress up as you guys but all the parties had celebrity themes! hahaha" YA BURNT
! (Photos in the gallery.)
and Kanye West
also kind of got dressed up for Halloween. Kim's costume was a mermaid and Kanye rolled up his chinos and put on a striped tee-shirt. We are guessing he was a sailor, but doesn't really "do" costumes because he is Very Fashion Forward™. (Photos in the gallery.)
...But wait! For real Halloween they went as Catwoman and Batman. Kanye
totally dressed up as Batman. ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE.
and his probably really wonderful buddies dressed up as cliche Arab terrorists for the holiday. He is just the pits.
You might have heard of Hurricane Sandy.
You probably heard all the news and updates, but here is the SRS NEWS from Ice-T
's extremely excellent wifey Coco
used to put drugs up his butt. We're not sure why everybody is so shocked by this, it was the '70s and he is Rod Stewart.
Guys, Mila Kunis
is still letting Ashton Kutcher
bang her. She is also still insisting on wearing capri jeans.
Le ruh roh. Word is Charlie Sheen
is back to his old ways; taking a buttload (Rod Stewart
LOL!) of cocaine and spending an even buttloader amount of money on hookers. One in particular that Mr Sheen digs so much that he spends about $25 thousand per night to be with her. (Can that be real?) And he also paid for her vagina rejuvenation surgery. Oh Charlie.
You know who's great? Gary Oldman
's ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake
, has released an open letter about that video
of homeless people his buddy made. He says he didn't even know about it and it never played at his wedding and he totally doesn't think laughing at homeless people for not being about to afford $6.5 million weddings is cool. Shout outs to JT's publicist.
says she cried and cried and cried and cried when she and Johnny Depp
broke up. "There's nobody that's ever really been able to take care of me. Johnny did for a bit. I believed what he said. Like if I said, 'What do I do?' he'd tell me. And that's what I missed when I left. I really lost that gauge of somebody I could trust. Nightmare. Years and years of crying. Oh, the tears!" KATE 4 JOHNNY 4EVA.
STILL is a thing. She is also a thing in rehab. :(
Somebody call Arnold Schwarzenegger
because John Connor is out of control. Edward Furlong
was arrested at about 1am the other morning at LAX for being a complete dickface and man-handling his girlfriend.
A 'source' on Justin Bieber
and Selena Gomez
: "Justin's heart is with Selena because she's his first true love, but Selena is pretty much just riding out the relationship because she knows he's good for her image." OMG SHUT UP HOW COULD YOU? Also, what about JB's song with Nicki Minaj? Oh boy. Definitely happened.
Big news: Ben Affleck
is ageing very well.
Some Australian dickhead named Jason Sullivan (model/reality TV contestant/actor/singer/waiter/socialite) got drunk and tried to scale the fence of Tom Cruise
's place. He got tasered but Cruise is apparently not planning to press any charges because he believes the would-be trespasser to be quite handsome.
is meant to be famous for being an actress but we all know she is really famous for being the pretty girl with good eyebrows who bangs virgins. Belle is dating another famous virgin, Tim Tebow, now. Bet the fundamentalists hate her for tempting their Christian Soldiers.
Oh my god. Evan Rachel Wood
married Billy Elliott (
aka Jamie Bell)
on the weekend. Who even knew they were together? Who knew they were engaged? Who knew he was old enough to even drive?