Nobody panic,
Kristen Stewart and
Robert Pattinson are maybe/probably back together.
Paris Hilton continues being a classy and sensitive lady. She was recorded by a cab driver saying that gay men are gross. "Ewww! To get fucked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world... They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS." Her publicist responded by saying "
Paris Hilton's comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease." WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST SAY IT WASN'T HER B/C SHE WASN'T SPEAKING IN HER BABY VOICE? Fire that publicist, Paris.
Hilton's ex-friend
Lindsay Lohan was arrested again for driving her car into something – this time it was a person – at a Manhattan nightclub. Apparently it was actually no big deal but she ended up being arrested for a hit and run. It begs the question though, who the fuck drives in New York?
Here are some more moments from
Mama Lohan's interview with Dr Phil. :/
Beyonce and
Jay-Z held a fundraiser for
Barack Obama. We don't think Kimmy was invited :( President Obama made a joke in his speech about being like Jigga Man and having a wife that is way more popular than himself. POTUS LOLS!
But
Lupe Fiasco won't be voting. He went on epic Twitter rants recently, saying: "Just lettin you "Lupe Dumb Cuz He Don't Vote" crowd know that if y'all don't #LeeMeAlone my niggas #YallGoneGetThisWork" and said that people who say he's s dummy for not voting are "uppity n*ggas", but then he babbled about healthcare in America. So do you want to vote or not, Mr Fiasco?
Meanwhile,
Kanye is prepping to drop $1+ million on
Kimmy's upcoming 32nd birthday. Word is he is flying a bunch of her friends to some island somewhere and getting a private chef to cook for them all and having some ritzy bag custom-made for her.
Also,
Kim Kardashian has a kitten now. She's called Mercy after the
Yeezy song. Come on you guys.
That demure and elegant rose
Kat Von D is dating
Deadmau5 now. We're reporting on this because it's 2007. Actually it's an excuse to post this 2010 classic that uses a Deadmau5 sample:
Monica Lewinsky's silence deal was lifted over ten years ago? Apparently she is writing a tell-all. Apparently she will get about $12 for it. Apparently she is almost 40. All this information is actually mind blowing. (Blowing. LOL.)
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Jim Carrey is hanging out with a girl who looks a lot younger than him. It looks like Creepy Uncle Jim is getting location-inappropriate boners.
Rihanna has offered to babysit
Snooki's newborn baby. HUH?
Speaking of babies, everybody says that
Blake Lively is eating a lot more than usual. SO U KNO.
Ben Affleck spoke about
Matt Damon and
Miss Lively / Mrs Reynolds in a recent interview "I was with Blake [Lively] and I saw Matt’s childhood home. And I said, 'Oh yeah, that’s where Matt grew up.' And she said, 'Who?' And I said, 'Matt Damon.' And she said, 'Oh my God! You know Jason Bourne?!' She really didn’t know. And I thought 'There it is. The first age of people who are adults who missed the whole Matt-and-Ben propaganda campaign!' Mostly, it just made me feel old." Mostly all that interview tells us is Blake Lively is a dimwit and Affleck would have gone home to another face-slap from wifey for mentioning Lively again.
Lady Gaga smoked pot on-stage at her show in Amsterdam because she is a wild and rebellious artist who consumed a substance that is entirely legal in that country.
Fiona Apple got arrested for holding hash in Texas. Sorry Gaga, Apple wins this round.
Everybody stop picking on
Amanda Bynes: homegirl has stopped driving recklessly and is getting cabs and now is apparently acting erratically and locked herself in a fitting room for almost two hours. Probably because she can't do a damn thing without 38 grown men with cameras chasing her. :(
Wyclef Jean has released his memoir and in it talks about his relationship with
Lauryn Hill. "I was married and Lauryn and I were having an affair, but she had led me to believe that the baby was mine, and I couldn’t forgive that." Scandalous.
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