Nobody panic, Kristen Stewart
and Robert Pattinson
are maybe/probably back together.
continues being a classy and sensitive lady. She was recorded by a cab driver saying that gay men are gross. "Ewww! To get fucked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world... They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS." Her publicist responded by saying "Paris Hilton
's comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease." WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST SAY IT WASN'T HER B/C SHE WASN'T SPEAKING IN HER BABY VOICE? Fire that publicist, Paris.
Hilton's ex-friend Lindsay Lohan
was arrested again for driving her car into something – this time it was a person – at a Manhattan nightclub. Apparently it was actually no big deal but she ended up being arrested for a hit and run. It begs the question though, who the fuck drives in New York?
Here are some more moments from Mama Lohan
's interview with Dr Phil. :/
held a fundraiser for Barack Obama
. We don't think Kimmy was invited :( President Obama made a joke in his speech about being like Jigga Man and having a wife that is way more popular than himself. POTUS LOLS!
But Lupe Fiasco
won't be voting. He went on epic Twitter rants recently, saying: "Just lettin you "Lupe Dumb Cuz He Don't Vote" crowd know that if y'all don't #LeeMeAlone my niggas #YallGoneGetThisWork" and said that people who say he's s dummy for not voting are "uppity n*ggas", but then he babbled about healthcare in America. So do you want to vote or not, Mr Fiasco?
is prepping to drop $1+ million on Kimmy
's upcoming 32nd birthday. Word is he is flying a bunch of her friends to some island somewhere and getting a private chef to cook for them all and having some ritzy bag custom-made for her.
Also, Kim Kardashian
has a kitten now. She's called Mercy after the Yeezy
song. Come on you guys.
That demure and elegant rose Kat Von D
is dating Deadmau5
now. We're reporting on this because it's 2007. Actually it's an excuse to post this 2010 classic that uses a Deadmau5 sample:
's silence deal was lifted over ten years ago? Apparently she is writing a tell-all. Apparently she will get about $12 for it. Apparently she is almost 40. All this information is actually mind blowing. (Blowing. LOL.)
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is hanging out with a girl who looks a lot younger than him. It looks like Creepy Uncle Jim is getting location-inappropriate boners.
has offered to babysit Snooki
's newborn baby. HUH?
Speaking of babies, everybody says that Blake Lively
is eating a lot more than usual. SO U KNO.
spoke about Matt Damon
and Miss Lively / Mrs Reynolds
in a recent interview "I was with Blake [Lively] and I saw Matt’s childhood home. And I said, 'Oh yeah, that’s where Matt grew up.' And she said, 'Who?' And I said, 'Matt Damon.' And she said, 'Oh my God! You know Jason Bourne?!' She really didn’t know. And I thought 'There it is. The first age of people who are adults who missed the whole Matt-and-Ben propaganda campaign!' Mostly, it just made me feel old." Mostly all that interview tells us is Blake Lively is a dimwit and Affleck would have gone home to another face-slap from wifey for mentioning Lively again.
smoked pot on-stage at her show in Amsterdam because she is a wild and rebellious artist who consumed a substance that is entirely legal in that country.
got arrested for holding hash in Texas. Sorry Gaga, Apple wins this round.
Everybody stop picking on Amanda Bynes
: homegirl has stopped driving recklessly and is getting cabs and now is apparently acting erratically and locked herself in a fitting room for almost two hours. Probably because she can't do a damn thing without 38 grown men with cameras chasing her. :(
has released his memoir and in it talks about his relationship with Lauryn Hill
. "I was married and Lauryn and I were having an affair, but she had led me to believe that the baby was mine, and I couldn’t forgive that." Scandalous.