SURPRISE SURPRISE. Just as everybody always knew
Kelly Taylor is a back-stabbing, two-faced bitch. Ho(m)egirl is apparently dating our boyfriend
Dylan McKay in real life. According to somebody who is responsible for breaking hearts all over the world: "Since seeing Luke [Perry] again, Jennie [Garth] has fallen in love with him and Luke feels the same. There is an electricity between them that has been revived after all these years. It just happened." Hands up who feels like Brenda right now? :(
Oh, welcome to more heartbreak. Rumours abound that dream couple
Will Arnett and
Amy Poehler are breaking up. NO I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM.
You know how there were those photos of
Prince (Dirty) Harry in the nuddy last week? All signs point to that just being the tip (LOL JUST THE TIP) of the iceberg. Allegedly there's footage of drug taking and love making too.
Speaking of sex on film,
Courtney Stodden turned 18 the other day and has been offered a billion porn movies to star in. Her response? I'm not gonna say yes right now... and I'm not gonna say no." Oh gurl u so cryptic.
Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing jewellery from a party and not paying her bills at the Chateau Marmont. This shit is as routine for her as brushing her teeth, so whatever. We still love you, BB.
You know how we all thought that
Kanye has been dressing his boo
Kim Kardashian? Heavens above, we were right.
Nobody panic:
Rihanna was seen go-karting with
Rob Kardashian but it
wasn't a date. They were at a mutual friend's birthday party and RiRi kicked his ass on the track. Because
Rihanna.
Kimmy's ex-husband
Kris Humphries is being sued for giving a lady herpes. There's no point even attempting a joke.
Meanwhile,
Kim Kardashian is comparing reality TV with rap music. "I think [reality] is still a new form of entertainment that was kind of an unexpected thing. It reminds me of rap music. When rap music first came out, people were like, We don’t understand this, what is this, it’s just a fad. But rap music is definitely here to stay, and I think reality shows have proven they are as well." Ruh roh, bebz.
...But wait, maybe
Kimmy K has a point.
But then maybe
Kimmy K doesn't have a point.
Russell Brand is supposed to be with
Noel Fielding (why won't they just listen to us?) but the next best thing is
Ginger Spice. The two are apparently dating/sexing/having a LOL of a good time. We're happy about this.
Anybody wondering what
Eddie Furlong has been up to? Getting robbed at LA's Skid Row. When asked why he was down in the notoriously dangerous and drug-fuelled area, he said he was "asking for
meth directions". Stay gold, boo.
Guys, this
Ashton Kutcher / Mila Kunis thing is really real. They were holding hands at a Dodgers game and both looked kind of mad. Maybe looking mad is a symptom of Ashton Kutcher's personal brand of crabs. (See gallery.)
Beyonce was on
Anderson Cooper's show. Add Bruce Springsteen to the mix and my heart would have stopped beating.
Amanda Bynes keeps driving into shit. Somebody buy her a monthly bus ticket.
Oh, hey!
Snooki had her baby and called him Lorenzo. Mazel tov!
Also in
Jersey Shore news: they cancelled that fuckery. Miss you, Vinny! (Do NOT miss you, Ronnie.)
Related: they've already cancelled
The Shire, huh? That says something about Australian audiences. Congratulations, countrymen.
Everybody says
John Mayer dumped
Katy Perry. Via email. Because he is sensitive and totally not a douchebag like everybody in the world thought he was. C'mon, Perry. You should have known better. (As for you, Mayer. We're not even talking to you. We're in a fight. Silent treatment, you dickhead.) This guy :///////////////////////////////////
Does anybody know what's up with
Robert Pattinson? Is he doing OK?
Justin Theroux,
Jennifer Aniston and
Courtney Cox had dinner together. They had a lovely time and laughed a lot and Aniston was wearing heels. All is well. (SUCK IT BRAD.)
Anybody wondering what
Eddie Furlong has been up to? Getting robbed at LA's Skid Row. When asked why he was down in the notoriously dangerous and drug-fuelled area, he said he was "asking for
meth directions". Stay gold, boo.
Something, something,
Ryan Gosling.
We don't care if this movie is a bit shit,
Aubrey Plaza is a fucking legend.