is in a coma. His girlfriend says he came home under the influence of something, went to bed and in the morning she couldn't wake him. Doctors have put him in a medically induced coma. :(
Looks like Robert Pattinson
isn't going to forgive Kristen Stewart
in a hurry. She's been banned from the premier of his new movie. Also in bad news: his new movie isn't called Cedric Diggory Rises,
...On that tip, Liberty Ross
(the wife) says she wants to work it out with Rupert Sanders
, even though she's been meeting with lawyers and not wearing her wedding ring. This could
be one of those times the gossip mags are fibbing to us.
Want to know when/how Bryan Cranston
of Breaking Bad popped his cherry? It was an $8 Dutch hooker.
Speaking of $8 hookers (just kidding, calm down) Kourtney Kardashian
and Scott Disick
had another baby? Kourtney has said that Scott still hasn't changed one (1) diaper. What would you expect from this guy though?
In more Kardashian
tweeted that he wrote 'Perfect Bitch' about Kimmy
. She said: "I'm honoured. I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says the word 'bitch.'" GOOD 1 KIM 4 KNOWING 'BITCH' IS JUST THE RAP SLANGS.
doesn't want any more kids. Cool. Remember when Ben Affleck
had that black eye around the same time that Blake Lively
's nude photos were leaked and everybody said Garner punched Affleck and then leaked the photos and she's actually an evil mastermind?
Guys, do you really think Stephanie Rice
are doing it?
: "She is such a nightmare. I'm sorry. Her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt... She looks like a fucking fairground stripper."
Here's the full interview with Molly Meldrum
. (Welcome back, Molly! Missed you.)
married that French dude. ie: She married a man that is not you.
Everybody is saying that Amber Heard
and Johnny Depp
are already over. Depp went out with his new lover Steve Tyler
the other night. Both look like they are channeling a weird blend of pirate / hobo / rockstar / old bloke who just wants to wear comfortable shoes and make Dad Noises with his mouth. (Photos in the gallery.)
Word is that Katy Perry
and John 'Your Body is a Wonderland' Mayer
have gone from dinners at the Chateau Marmont to sleepovers at his place. Can you even imagine? Don't. We did and we do not
LL Cool J
is a legend. Obviously. Especially because when he had dinner at a table next to five middle aged ladies a few nights ago, he sneakily paid their bill. What a bloody cutehead.
is a little bit of a bitch. (WE CANNOT BELIEBER WE ARE SAYING THIS EITHER.) He's had a go at Prince William
's bald head: "I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia... You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?” (Meanwhile, we're assuming that Biebs knows a lot about hair loss just because his own is
half the reason he has a career
muy important to him.)
Huge news: Jack Nicholson
got photographed with his fly open.
has said that it was Madonna
who inspired her to go topless in a photoshoot. Thanks Madonna.
and Ashton Kutcher
keep saying they are just friends. Everybody keeps rolling their eyes at them and begging her mates to intervene and get her some counselling / STD medication.
Another day, another 'John Travolta
tried to touch my private area!' accusation. This time it was a cruise ship employee who says Danny Zuko tried to get fresh. We're not saying you have to be gay to be a dancer, but this dance scene was definitely part of my homo BFF's compilation video of oiled up men in M-rated films.