Mega dreamboat
Frank Ocean came out via a
Tumblr post that ended "I feel like a free man. If I listen closely I can hear the sky falling too." And has since been retweeting all the cruel/stupid/misspelt tweets he's been receiving.
...Humans are fucked, so here is a gif of some yawning
puppies wearing bow-ties.
Apparently another
high-profile Af-Am singer is going to be coming out over the next few days. Bets anybody? (A hundred billion on it
not being
R Kells.)
Somebody else who came out (but with very little surprise factor) is the dapper gentleman and seemingly lovely human,
Anderson Cooper. Mazel tov! Homo is where the heart is.
Katie Holmes is single / freeeeeeeeee at last! / probably being stalked and getting Scientology voodoo from
David Miscavige daily. Apparently Holmes decided to get the fuck out when Tom Cruise started pushing to send their daughter away to the Sea Org, which is essentially boarding school and child labour mixed with some fun cult shit.
In related news,
Tom Cruise. What a diq. (Happy 50th birthday, mate.) He is also Hollywood's highest paid actor, which makes zero sense because he can't act even though he's been "acting" straight since forever.
Lady Gaga was in Melbourne and partied at the Northcote Social Club after she was told she couldn't take over Cherry. That is such non-news we actually considered deleting it. But we're keeping it in because we're lazy. Or is it news? Don't even know anymore.
Earth, you're standing on it.
Alex Baldwin married his yoga instructor GF and NO THANK YOU I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
The author of
Fifty Shades of Grey is making $1.34 million a week. :|
Rihanna's dad continues being father of the goddamn year(s): "Chris has matured... Being a couple is all up to her. Every decision is her decision... I hope things will work out. Everyone is entitled to make a mistake. Her fans are hoping it will happen. They see them as a perfect couple." For gawd's sake, dude.
Somebody (LOL, "somebody") saw
Mila Kunis kissing
Ashton Kutcher AND NOW SHE HAS ASH PASH RASH AND WE HATE THIS. Come the fuck on, Mila.
Everything about this gif. EVERYTHING. (But obviously it's
Jay's "No, we don't hug" to
Kimmy Kardashian and the way
Kanye wipes his mouth after kissing her. Poor Kimmy.)
That lady who was dating
Kris Humphries is pregnant. But you have already forgotten about both of them existing, haven't you.
Crunchy Black from Three 6 Mafia got shot in the face. That is the opposite of a fun time.
Apparently
Selena Gomez and
Justin Bieber have broken up several times over the last few months. OHMYGODWHATISHAPPENINGISITABOUTSELENASHAIREXTENSIONS? #believe
Usher called 911 because a lady he didn't know rang his doorbell. HAHAHAHAHA but seriously, she apparently told the police not to even worry because she's Usher's wifey. Which, strangely, the cops figured out was a lie pretty quickly. People, huh?
Yesterday was
4th July in America, and San Diego set off all their fireworks at once by mistake. LOL.
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