Mega dreamboat Frank Ocean
came out via a Tumblr post
that ended "I feel like a free man. If I listen closely I can hear the sky falling too." And has since been retweeting all the cruel/stupid/misspelt tweets he's been receiving.
...Humans are fucked, so here is a gif of some yawning puppies
Apparently another high-profile Af-Am singer
is going to be coming out over the next few days. Bets anybody? (A hundred billion on it not
being R Kells
Somebody else who came out (but with very little surprise factor) is the dapper gentleman and seemingly lovely human, Anderson Cooper
. Mazel tov! Homo is where the heart is.
is single / freeeeeeeeee at last! / probably being stalked and getting Scientology voodoo from David Miscavige
daily. Apparently Holmes decided to get the fuck out when Tom Cruise started pushing to send their daughter away to the Sea Org, which is essentially boarding school and child labour mixed with some fun cult shit.
In related news, Tom Cruise
. What a diq. (Happy 50th birthday, mate.) He is also Hollywood's highest paid actor, which makes zero sense because he can't act even though he's been "acting" straight since forever.
was in Melbourne and partied at the Northcote Social Club after she was told she couldn't take over Cherry. That is such non-news we actually considered deleting it. But we're keeping it in because we're lazy. Or is it news? Don't even know anymore.
, you're standing on it.
married his yoga instructor GF and NO THANK YOU I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
The author of Fifty Shades of Grey
is making $1.34 million a week. :|
's dad continues being father of the goddamn year(s): "Chris has matured... Being a couple is all up to her. Every decision is her decision... I hope things will work out. Everyone is entitled to make a mistake. Her fans are hoping it will happen. They see them as a perfect couple." For gawd's sake, dude.
Somebody (LOL, "somebody") saw Mila Kunis
kissing Ashton Kutcher
AND NOW SHE HAS ASH PASH RASH AND WE HATE THIS. Come the fuck on, Mila.
Everything about this gif. EVERYTHING. (But obviously it's Jay
's "No, we don't hug" to Kimmy Kardashian
and the way Kanye
wipes his mouth after kissing her. Poor Kimmy.)
That lady who was dating Kris Humphries
is pregnant. But you have already forgotten about both of them existing, haven't you.
from Three 6 Mafia got shot in the face. That is the opposite of a fun time.
Apparently Selena Gomez
and Justin Bieber
have broken up several times over the last few months. OHMYGODWHATISHAPPENINGISITABOUTSELENASHAIREXTENSIONS? #believe
called 911 because a lady he didn't know rang his doorbell. HAHAHAHAHA but seriously, she apparently told the police not to even worry because she's Usher's wifey. Which, strangely, the cops figured out was a lie pretty quickly. People, huh?
Yesterday was 4th July
in America, and San Diego set off all their fireworks at once by mistake. LOL.