Rest in peace, Nora Ephron,
the creator of many things, including one of the most wonderful moments in cinema:
In happier news, Reese Witherspoon
is knocked up again. Official. Mazel tov!
and David Silver
are officially having a baby. They should make Dylan McKay
HUGE NEWS, YOU GUYS. IT HAS HAPPENED: Kimmy Kardashian
hung out together. They were photographed together at Yeezy
's show in Birmingham the other night (see the gallery). Word is they were dancing and having a LOL old time. (What would have been LOL is watching Kim try to throw shapes next to Bey.)
To our collective delight, Kanye
(or somebody) continues styling Kim
in way nicer clothes and way less make-up. There's no joke here, we just think she's looking good.
Also, here is Kimmy
talking about Kanye
is not-so-subtly calling out Russell Brand
in her new movie Katy Perry:
Never Say Never Part of Me
: "I thought to myself 'When I find that person that’s going to be my life partner, I won’t ever have to choose [between my partner and my career]... They won’t be threatened or have weird motives.' Then I started to realise, that’s not true." Keep it classy, ho.
And here are a some rumours about Johnny Depp
and Vanessa Paradis
and their break-up:
1. Apparently Johnny had a billion affairs, with everybody from Amber Heard
to some lady who played a mermaid in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean
was the one who wanted to break up, for over two years.
was bored living on their private island. (Poor baby.)
never once acted out that scene from Cry Baby
for her. THAT IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE AND IS ALSO A FIB THAT WE MADE UP SO WE HAD A REASON TO EMBED THIS.
The rumours keep going about Ashton Kutcher
and Mila Kunis
. Fingers crossed they are just mates because we don't want Mila catching sexually transmitted douchebag.
Some boxing promotor is apparently offering up $1 million to get Drake
and Chris Brown
to fight publicly. #teamdrizzy #wheelchairjimmy #HYFR
How about the bit when Paris Hilton
DJs in glittery headphones and when she calls out to the crowd you pretty much hear tumbleweeds roll by? Oh Paris, looks like you might blow at DJing, but you're really good at putting on a baby-voice though! Chin up, BB!
Lana Del Rey
is friends with Tara Reid
. WHUT? (See gallery.)
That fucking Back To The Future II
hoax photo went around again
yesterday. Let's get two things straight: 1. The date was actually October 15th 2015. 2. The day that we're meant to receive our hoverboards is no joking matter.
has been quoted saying "I’m a guy that wants to be in a relationship and should be in a relationship. Sometimes I’m afraid of it because I don’t want to let people down… You get caught up in it. You don’t want to disappoint people." CALL ME, UNCLE JESSE.
No. No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO. No.