Rest in peace,
Nora Ephron, the creator of many things, including one of the most wonderful moments in cinema:
In happier news,
Reese Witherspoon is knocked up again. Official. Mazel tov!
Megan Fox and
David Silver are officially having a baby. They should make
Dylan McKay the godfather.
HUGE NEWS, YOU GUYS. IT HAS HAPPENED:
Kimmy Kardashian and
Beyonce hung out together. They were photographed together at
Yeezy and
Jay-Z's show in Birmingham the other night (see the gallery). Word is they were dancing and having a LOL old time. (What would have been LOL is watching Kim try to throw shapes next to Bey.)
To our collective delight,
Kanye (or somebody) continues styling
Kim in way nicer clothes and way less make-up. There's no joke here, we just think she's looking good.
Also, here is
Kimmy talking about
Kanye with
Oprah again. #seemslegit
Katy Perry is not-so-subtly calling out
Russell Brand in her new movie
Katy Perry: Never Say Never Part of Me: "I thought to myself 'When I find that person that’s going to be my life partner, I won’t ever have to choose [between my partner and my career]... They won’t be threatened or have weird motives.' Then I started to realise, that’s not true." Keep it classy, ho.
And here are a some rumours about
Johnny Depp and
Vanessa Paradis and their break-up:
1. Apparently Johnny had a billion affairs, with everybody from
Amber Heard to some lady who played a mermaid in one of the
Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
2.
Vanessa was the one who wanted to break up, for over two years.
3.
Vanessa was bored living on their private island. (Poor baby.)
4.
Johnny never once acted out that scene from
Cry Baby for her. THAT IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE AND IS ALSO A FIB THAT WE MADE UP SO WE HAD A REASON TO EMBED THIS.
The rumours keep going about
Ashton Kutcher and
Mila Kunis. Fingers crossed they are just mates because we don't want Mila catching sexually transmitted douchebag.
Some boxing promotor is apparently offering up $1 million to get
Drake and
Chris Brown to fight publicly. #teamdrizzy #wheelchairjimmy #HYFR
How about the bit when
Paris Hilton DJs in glittery headphones and when she calls out to the crowd you pretty much hear tumbleweeds roll by? Oh Paris, looks like you might blow at DJing, but you're really good at putting on a baby-voice though! Chin up, BB!
Lana Del Rey is friends with
Tara Reid. WHUT? (See gallery.)
That fucking
Back To The Future II hoax photo went around
again yesterday. Let's get two things straight: 1. The date was actually October 15th 2015. 2. The day that we're meant to receive our hoverboards is no joking matter.
John Stamos has been quoted saying "I’m a guy that wants to be in a relationship and should be in a relationship. Sometimes I’m afraid of it because I don’t want to let people down… You get caught up in it. You don’t want to disappoint people." CALL ME, UNCLE JESSE.
No. No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO. No.
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