is back together with her loverrrr Taylor Kinney
from the Vampire Diaries
. Nobody knew they were together in the first place. Oh well. Meat dress!
Speaking of Gaga – take note, love: Grace Jones
hula-hooped her way through a performance for the Queen's Jubilee, looked insane, sounded great, is 64 years old.
turned 41 this week. Quick thought: imagine how much tail that guy got in the '90s. IMAGINE.
Also somebody who would have been laid a lot
in the '90s: Charlie Sheen
. Remember him from such meltdowns as "tiger blood"? Yeah, apparently he's back on the really bad shit and has crazy parties all night at his Hollywood mansion. This does not bode well.
also just did an interview with Rolling Stone, in which he said some stuff about his foot fetish: "I’ve not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they’re not. Hammertoes are bad. And the second toe being too long? That’s bad, too."
is marrying Australian actor Liam Hemsworth
. Official: "I’m so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam." She's only 19 years old, you guys. Liam says "What happened happened, and we've been together since... She makes me really happy." Mazel tov, kids! It's a party in the USA. (Hey, it could all work out right?)
FUCK YEAH DREW BARRYMORE
! That little diamond got married over the weekend and had a bloody great time. The wedding was at her $5.7 million Montecito estate and her BFF/stoner-buddy Cameron Diaz
was there, along with Reese Witherspoon
, Jimmy Fallon
and a bunch of others. We like this.
keeps walking into glass doors. LOL. He said "I will see u again Glass. I will have my revenge. BIEBER vs GLASS."
performed at Long Beach Pride (aka basically a big gay party) but addressed rumours that she, herself, came out at the festival: "That definitely wasn’t the case. I’ve never dealt with the question of my personal life in public. It’s just not gonna happen." We really like the idea that one day 'coming out' isn't necessary. Good for you, Queen.
(She also told the story about Tupac
at that gay night: "My first show that paid more than $10 thousand was in a gay club on New Year’s Eve in San Francisco. Tupac happened to be in town, so he came to kick it with me. This was the early ’90s. And the boys were like, ‘Take your shirt off, Tupac!’ He wasn’t doing that. But we had a blast in there.")
seems really boring/bored, doesn't she? We hope that behind closed doors she's actually a maniac.
Don't fuck with Yeezy
. Some dude flashed a laser at Kanye during his show in Paris and Mr West was not amused, used the F-word a lot, no sign of Kim Kardashian
and Hugh Hefner
are back together. This is after she broke off their engagement and went public saying that Hef was gross and she only boned him once and once was one time too many. She's 25 and he is 85. So this all makes sense, hey.
continues to be a very dignified and handsome gentleman.
is dating Ellen Page
(aka Juno) but we thought everybody knew that Ellen Page
was gay with the girl from Arrested Development?
Finally, happy birthday Prince! You sexy motherfucker.