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The week in trashbaggery - volume 136

01 JUN 2012 | Posted By: Katie

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The week in trashbaggery - volume 136

Craig David
 
Cynthia Nixon
 
Drake
 
Flavor Flav
 
Jessica Biel
 
Justin Timberlake
 
Kanye and Kim
 
Kanye and Kim, Kannes
 
Kim and Kanye
 
Lil Wayne
Everybody is getting sued!

Flavor Flav hasn't paid child support in forever and potentially faces prison time for being an epic tight-ass. (He owes his baby mama $837.72 per week to look after three kids.) He's probably too busy shouting all the other residents of Middle Earth shots of Patron. 

Drake and Lil Wayne are being asked to cough up A LOT of clams for failing to show for a nightclub appearance. They say they didn't even know about the event. WE BELIEVE YOU WHEELCHAIR JIMMY! xx


A lady in Miami says that Sean Kingston was renting her $25K-per-month mansion and trashed the joint. She reckons he owes her about $70 thousand. Way to remain relevant, baybay! 

Gucci Mane
just lost a $270 thousand lawsuit after a jewellery company sued him for stealing a bunch of diamonds. Stealing diamonds is pretty gangsta, but getting caught wasn't.

Also owing money is Lindsay Lohan, who apparently is in debt about $40 thousand for tanning fees. This is the opposite of gangsta.

On the other side of crime is mega-babe Jonny Lee Miller who is Sherlock Holmes on TV and real-life crime fightah too. He chased some dude down who was stealing mail and then they got into fisticuffs. Pretty good.


Speaking of which, remember the time Ryan Gosling broke up the street fight in New York? THAT SHIT WAS THE BEST AND TOTALLY GOT US ALL PREGNANT

Mary-Kate Olsen is dating former French president Nicolas Sarkozy's brother, 42-year-old Olivier. Despite the 17-year age gap, we're going to say it: this kinda feels right. As if she's not meant to be with a semi-broody French dude who knows a buttload about wine and shit?

Miranda from Sex and the City (aka Cynthia Nixon) married her girlfriend, education activist Christine Marinoni in New York. Mazel tov! (Photo in the gallery.)

Did you guys know that Paris Hilton was dating Afrojack? Us neither. Now they have broken up. World continues spinning. 

Ladies, start your ovaries: Bradley Cooper was at the French Open on his own. Which means he probably wants to bang you / cuddle you. 

Craig David still exists, and is all buff and oiled up (photo in the gallery) and kind of scary looking.


Demi Moore
and Ashton Kutcher might be getting back together. Whatever, as long as this means he's not out trying desperately to get college girls to kiss each other in hot-tubs. He really seems like THAT guy, hey. 

Zhang Ziyi (that beautiful lady from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Memoirs of a Geisha) is accused of being a prostitute for Communist Party officials. Apparently it'll cost you about a milli to do sex stuff with her. Some reports are saying that it's not exactly consensual. :(

Keeping Up With The Kardashian-Wests time! Kimmy K and Yeezy have both listed their LA homes for sale (pocket listing, which means they're not advertised) which we assume means only one thing: THEY ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER AND PROBABLY MAKING ONE BILLION BABIES RIGHT NOW. 

Remember Kat Von D? Yeah, nah. 

Remember how Madonna said that Gaga's 'Born This Way' was a "rework" of 'Express Yourself'? She's still not OK with it and is making her point by performing both songs. Here's footage of her rehearsing as the songs transition kind of seamlessly.


Being Lara Bingle, hey? 

Rihanna and Drizzy were spotted partying and stuff over Memorial Day weekend. CAN THEY JUST D8 ALREADY, PLS.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are getting married, still. She said some nice things in an interview recently: "For me, getting married doesn’t mean we should limit ourselves to some predefined idea. Rather, it’s an opportunity to explore new things in life." She also said she likes how JT is good at communicating and is honest and loyal and how he puts his dick in a box for her every Chrismukkah.

But we have to add JT + BRITNEY <33333 NVR FRGT 


NEVAIRRRRRRR!
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New Lounger londondillon
"He chased some dude down who was stealing mail" Say what... as in, 'Dear Grandma' mail?
londondillon  -  2 years ago
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