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IT IS REALLY HAPPENING! Please refer to the attached gallery for images of
Kim Kardashian and
Kanye West together, but also
holding hands. Not once, but twice – first at a restaurant opening and then at a Chanel event. Colour us PLOTZING.
Also, the
Kardashians have signed on for another three seasons. For 40 million klams*. Do you think
Yeezy is getting a kut of the kash? He doesn't
need it. And neither of them needs the attention. Why is this happening? Were they together during Kim's marriage? Is that why the marriage broke up? Do you think they are really in love? MY GOD, IMAGINE. This could be the great love story of our time, you guys!
(*
Scott Disick and
Lamar Odom have separate deals.)
Also in related news: everybody stop picking on
Kimmy so much. Sure, she acts/is mega-vacuous, but let's not forget her answer when asked why she made that sex-tape with
Ray-J: "I was horny and I felt like it." Homegirl has a sense of humour.
Here is a video for the song in which
Kanye professed his love for
Kim. Oh
Khrist.
Ashton Kutcher is in love with
Mila Kunis -
remains gross. The duo went on a
weekend trip together and we are not worried because Mila seems pretty cool and definitely wouldn't get it on with a douchelord like
Kutcher and they probably just played Pictionary and drank beers and ate nachos and
certainly didn't play kissyface.
T.I. apparently said
Azealia Banks is on some "bitch shit" – we guess in regards to her words about T's buddy
Iggy Azalea. Banks hit back, Tweeting "Please shut the fuck up about this." and stuff about him being a snitch, and our personal favourite: "Ain't you the same dude that got photographed butt naked n a pair of sneakers and a beanie???!?!"
Beyonce is the most beautiful woman in the world. DUH. (Also,
People magazine made her number one of their list.)
Here's the video that's done the internerd rounds so successfully that your grandfather has probably sent it to his mates.
Seal jerking off on
The Voice.
Matthew Newton keeps beating people up. Is somebody going to do something? (And by "something" we don't mean "cast him as the lead in yet another Underbelly series. Srsly, can we put that shit to bed now? It lost all zing after they killed off
Callan Mulvey anyway.)
Justin Bieber is a sassy little devil. He Tweeted to
Mariah Yeeter (remember the girl who said she schtooped Biebs and was carrying Baby Biebs?): "Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say…" And linked to this:
A New Zealand woman has died from a cardiac arrest, apparently due to her drinking approximately ten litres of
Coca Cola daily. Her partner said "“The first thing she would do in the morning was have a drink of Coke… I never thought about it. It’s just a soft drink, just like drinking water. I didn’t think a soft drink was going to kill her.” Heaven help us.
Scarlett Johansson is either a) working out five hours daily, b) the owner of the world's best metabolism, or c) a dirty liar. "“Oh my god [I am obsessed] with buffalo chicken wings, I am addicted to them."
Remember
Ma$e? SURE YOU DO. Well, he is now a preacher and is $125k in debt for back taxes.
Peaches Geldof had a baby. A boy. She Tweeted "Yes its true- I'M A MUMMY!" Said baby is with
Thomas Cohen, who's the singer from S.C.U.M. – a band that has stated they are not influenced by anybody musically. Modern.
Mike Tyson reckons he knocked up a prison warden while he was in lockdown.
Anyway, back to
Kanye and Kim. Here's
Khloe Kardashian talking to
Ellen about the relationship.
Follow
@katiealiceolsen.