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IT IS REALLY HAPPENING! Please refer to the attached gallery for images of Kim Kardashian
and Kanye West
together, but also holding hands
. Not once, but twice – first at a restaurant opening and then at a Chanel event. Colour us PLOTZING.
Also, the Kardashians
have signed on for another three seasons. For 40 million klams*. Do you think Yeezy
is getting a kut of the kash? He doesn't need
it. And neither of them needs the attention. Why is this happening? Were they together during Kim's marriage? Is that why the marriage broke up? Do you think they are really in love? MY GOD, IMAGINE. This could be the great love story of our time, you guys!
and Lamar Odom
have separate deals.)
Also in related news: everybody stop picking on Kimmy
so much. Sure, she acts/is mega-vacuous, but let's not forget her answer when asked why she made that sex-tape with Ray-J
: "I was horny and I felt like it." Homegirl has a sense of humour.
Here is a video for the song in which Kanye
professed his love for Kim
. Oh Khrist
is in love with Mila Kunis
remains gross. The duo went on a weekend trip together
and we are not worried because Mila seems pretty cool and definitely wouldn't get it on with a douchelord like Kutcher
and they probably just played Pictionary and drank beers and ate nachos and certainly
didn't play kissyface.
apparently said Azealia Banks
is on some "bitch shit" – we guess in regards to her words about T's buddy Iggy Azalea
. Banks hit back, Tweeting "Please shut the fuck up about this." and stuff about him being a snitch, and our personal favourite: "Ain't you the same dude that got photographed butt naked n a pair of sneakers and a beanie???!?!"
is the most beautiful woman in the world. DUH. (Also, People
magazine made her number one of their list.)
Here's the video that's done the internerd rounds so successfully that your grandfather has probably sent it to his mates. Seal
jerking off on The Voice
keeps beating people up. Is somebody going to do something? (And by "something" we don't mean "cast him as the lead in yet another Underbelly series. Srsly, can we put that shit to bed now? It lost all zing after they killed off Callan Mulvey
is a sassy little devil. He Tweeted to Mariah Yeeter
(remember the girl who said she schtooped Biebs and was carrying Baby Biebs?): "Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say…" And linked to this:
A New Zealand woman has died from a cardiac arrest, apparently due to her drinking approximately ten litres of Coca Cola
daily. Her partner said "“The first thing she would do in the morning was have a drink of Coke… I never thought about it. It’s just a soft drink, just like drinking water. I didn’t think a soft drink was going to kill her.” Heaven help us.
is either a) working out five hours daily, b) the owner of the world's best metabolism, or c) a dirty liar. "“Oh my god [I am obsessed] with buffalo chicken wings, I am addicted to them."
? SURE YOU DO. Well, he is now a preacher and is $125k in debt for back taxes.
had a baby. A boy. She Tweeted "Yes its true- I'M A MUMMY!" Said baby is with Thomas Cohen
, who's the singer from S.C.U.M. – a band that has stated they are not influenced by anybody musically. Modern.
reckons he knocked up a prison warden while he was in lockdown.
Anyway, back to Kanye and Kim
. Here's Khloe Kardashian
talking to Ellen
about the relationship.