Whitney Houston and
Bobby Brown's daughter,
Bobbi Kristina is apparently dating a dude who is kind of her adopted brother or something. Is it really self-righteous to say we're worried about her?
Charlize Theron
is a mother. She adopted a little Af-Am boy and his name is
Jackson. Mazel tov!
Rihanna has spoken to Ryan Seacrest about a bunch of boring shit (ie: her hair, her weight and hydration) her collaboration with
Chris Brown. She said "It's music and it's innocent". Ladies and gentlemen, warm up your slantfaces. :/
Also in
RiRi news (but mostly in
BLUE IVY CARTER™ news)
Jay-Z has said that
Rihanna isn't allowed to be around his baby if she's going to be all up in
Chris Brown's business.
MORE
RIHANNA. She got her cans out (kind of) the other night. Just do you, baybay!
Anderson Cooper schooled the fuck out of
M.I.A. Twitter-style.
M.I.A. said: "@AndersonCooper called me a terrorist for speaking out , and expressed support for the SLgov when this was happening".
Cooper slam-dunked that noise: "@miauniverse, you are mistaken. I never called you a terrorist. I don't even know who you are other than the lady who sang at Super Bowl." OH SNAP GURLFRAND.
Dick Van Dyke (ie: Bert from
Mary Poppins) is 86-years-old and he just married a 41-year-old. Can't decide whether to make a joke about the age-gap, Mary Poppins, or his name. Heaven help us.
In the not-really-trash-file: SXSW is happening and
Bruce Springsteen is still the greatest guy in America. Listen to his keynote speech at
npr.org. Seems like a pretty sweet reason to post a song from The Boss, amirite? (I am.) WHADDA MEGA BABE.
Apparently
Katy Perry and
Kanye are boning. Doubt it.
But also, according to one of those ever-trustworthy 'sources',
Kanye is "obsessed" with
Kim Kardashian and would wife her. As much as I enjoy the Kardashians' demented, vacuous brand of lunacy (and I do) CAN WE PLEASE MAKE THIS NOT TRUE?
Yeezy, c'mon sahn.
Speaking of the Kardashians,
Jon Hamm does not approve. He said "Whether it's
Paris Hilton or
Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ...Wasn't listening, Hamm. BUT YOU CAN GET IT.
Gillian Anderson (who you may/may not remember from
The X Files) was a lesbian in high school. "I was in a relationship with a girl for a long time when I was in high school, and then I was in a relationship with a punk rock drug addict..." Way to remain relevant,
Scully!
Remember
Aubrey O'Day? Neither do we.
HOLY MOTHER OF MMMBOP:
Taylor Hanson is now 29 and he has four children and this song was released 15 years ago.