and Bobby Brown
's daughter, Bobbi Kristina
is apparently dating a dude who is kind of her adopted brother or something. Is it really self-righteous to say we're worried about her?
is a mother. She adopted a little Af-Am boy and his name is Jackson
. Mazel tov!
has spoken to Ryan Seacrest about a bunch of boring shit (ie: her hair, her weight and hydration) her collaboration with Chris Brown
. She said "It's music and it's innocent". Ladies and gentlemen, warm up your slantfaces. :/
Also in RiRi
news (but mostly in BLUE IVY CARTER™
has said that Rihanna
isn't allowed to be around his baby if she's going to be all up in Chris Brown
. She got her cans out (kind of) the other night. Just do you, baybay!
schooled the fuck out of M.I.A.
said: "@AndersonCooper called me a terrorist for speaking out , and expressed support for the SLgov when this was happening". Cooper
slam-dunked that noise: "@miauniverse, you are mistaken. I never called you a terrorist. I don't even know who you are other than the lady who sang at Super Bowl." OH SNAP GURLFRAND.
Dick Van Dyke
(ie: Bert from Mary Poppins
) is 86-years-old and he just married a 41-year-old. Can't decide whether to make a joke about the age-gap, Mary Poppins, or his name. Heaven help us.
In the not-really-trash-file: SXSW is happening and Bruce Springsteen
is still the greatest guy in America. Listen to his keynote speech at npr.org
. Seems like a pretty sweet reason to post a song from The Boss, amirite? (I am.) WHADDA MEGA BABE.
Apparently Katy Perry
are boning. Doubt it.
But also, according to one of those ever-trustworthy 'sources', Kanye
is "obsessed" with Kim Kardashian
and would wife her. As much as I enjoy the Kardashians' demented, vacuous brand of lunacy (and I do) CAN WE PLEASE MAKE THIS NOT TRUE? Yeezy
, c'mon sahn.
Speaking of the Kardashians, Jon Hamm
does not approve. He said "Whether it's Paris Hilton
or Kim Kardashian
or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ...Wasn't listening, Hamm. BUT YOU CAN GET IT.
(who you may/may not remember from The X Files
) was a lesbian in high school. "I was in a relationship with a girl for a long time when I was in high school, and then I was in a relationship with a punk rock drug addict..." Way to remain relevant, Scully
Remember Aubrey O'Day
? Neither do we.
HOLY MOTHER OF MMMBOP: Taylor Hanson
is now 29 and he has four children and this song was released 15 years ago.