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The week in trashbaggery - volume 123

02 MAR 2012 | Posted By: Katie

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The week in trashbaggery - volume 123

Angelina Jolie's leg/s
 
Beyonce, Jay-Z, Blue Ivy
 
George Clooney
 
Jersey Shore
 
Johnny Depp
 
Justin Bieber
 
Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj
 
Kesha
 
Lil Kim
 
Lindsay Lohan
Davy Jones died this week of a heart attack. He was 66 years old. There is no joke here. :(


George Clooney
continues to be a fucking boss: "The last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying 'These are lies!' That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I’m not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I’m very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I’m gay? I’ll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don’t give a shit."

Pharrell is still criminally handsome.

Snooki is pregnant. Can't make a joke, have to go purchase canned goods and gas-masks.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS OF LEGAL AGE. This is huge. Also, scary. Happy 18th birthday, Biebs. (His manager Scooter gave him a $100k car. The fact that we know all about Scooter is concerning.)


Here's another reason to get the Biebs Fevs: "i want to use my bday to help others. if u want please donate $18 to @charitywater on my 18th bday! #GiveBack - charitywater.org/justinbieber". Good boy.

It's also Ke$ha's birthday today. Um.

Beyonce is still awesome. She has been breastfeeding Blue Ivy™ in public. Hooray for chi-chis! Hooray for babies! Hooray for ladies!

Gentlemen, start your tear-ducts: Natalie Portman secretly married that guy that isn't you.

Guys, look at Lil' Kim.
http://dlisted.com/files/kimsfacebet1.jpg
(Image from dlisted.com)

Johnny Depp
is single now and looks like a homeless person. But even in stained and torn scarves and a fucking fedora, this man could/would get laid thrice daily. (Photos in the gallery.)

Shocker: Paris Hilton is kind of self-important. The girl whose bones are made from cubic zirconias apparently celebrated her 31st birthday for an entire fortnight.

Guess who is cooking another baby? Uma Thurman. Remember her?

Lindsay Lohan has done some promos for her SNL appearance. What is happening to her face? Is that coke bloat or surgery? Also, these ads aren't very funny. :(


Tim Tebow is still a thing. Now he's apparently boning Taylor Swift. (Are we allowed to say that T. Swift seems to bone a lot of dudes? We're not mad.)

ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEGANGELINA JOLIE'S LEGANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEGANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG ANGELINA JOLIE'S LEG

OK, nobody panic. But there is no Kardashian news this week. Other than the fact that Kim apparently got Instagram, and dedicated a song to Demi Moore at some party. It was 'Whip It' by Devo. As if she thought of that on her own. (ie: Kourtney or Khloe did that.)

Speaking of Demi Moore, remember this? Being famous would really stink, hey.


Apparently genius Stephen Hawking regularly visits sex clubs. Naked ladies kinda jiggle around on him. More power, Hawking. Why the fuck not, hey?

Rihanna is going to help Katy Perry find a new man. RiRi, I just want to give you a hug.

Wiz Khalifa
and Amber Rose are engaged. Fucks given by us: 0 Fucks given by Yeezy: -8

Here's the Family Ties theme song to cleanse you of all the shit we just threw your way.
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Senior Member SineadStubbins
Scooter isn't a name.
SineadStubbins  -  2 years ago
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