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The story is Kanye West's new girlfriend is a gay robot stripper

29 DEC 2009 | Posted By: Katie

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The story is Kanye West's new girlfriend is a gay robot stripper

Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
 
Amber Rose and Kanye West
Apart from having an amazing booty and clearly having at least one parent who's a robot, Amber Rose keeps surprising and thrilling us. The latest on Mr West's boo is that she's all about the ladies and used to be a stripper. Photos of her with her ex-girlfriend have been circulating the interwebs and she also posed for BreakOut magazine, showing off her bits and pieces.

West told us all about Amber Rose in 'Stronger':
"This is Louis Vuitton Don night / So we gonna do everything that Kan like / Heard they’d do anything for a Klondike / Well I’d do anything for a blonde dyke / And she’ll do anything for the limelight / And we’ll do anything when the time’s right / Baby you’re makin’ it harder, better, faster, stronger."

Ooh la, Mr West.

Via bossip.com.
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There are "51" comment(s) on "The story is Kanye West's new girlfriend is a gay robot stripper"

Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
sounds 'el tramp.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Cans yay!
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Luke
Anyone who can work gay robot stripper into a headline is mad talented. Best headline for March so far KO.
Luke  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
I'll second that Luke. At the risk of sounding like a sycophant.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member zoeleacomicsans
she could crush whole armies with those thighs.
zoeleacomicsans  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
P.S I Broke 100,000 pts! BAM!~
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect JiMBOB
walnuts!
JiMBOB  -  3 years ago
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Respect Marisa
I thought the latest was that Kanyeezy is gay. This rapper N.O.R.E. got into a fight with Perez, but then tried to redeem himself by saying this: "Ain't nothing wrong with loving cock. I got friends who love cock. I've done records with Kanye West. It's cool. I'm not saying he's gay, but if he is gay, Kanye West is somebody who doesn't bother me at all."
Marisa  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Chuckufarli
Gay Robot Stripper is probably better than a blow up doll..
Chuckufarli  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 541A8D30
she seems awfully lubricated for an inanimate object
541A8D30  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member sarahlink
There's something really icky about her. Can't quite put my finger on it, but there is.
sarahlink  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Would you WANT to put your finger on it, Faux44?
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member motherbitch
It's the really, really bad g-string.
motherbitch  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
especially if its icky?
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member sarahlink
No, I don't want to put my finger on it, in it, or anywhere within a 5km radius of that shit.
sarahlink  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member 32294DF1
Kanye for cunts
32294DF1  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 555642B2
I've missed you, hater.
555642B2  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
Hater!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 555642B2
Hater!
555642B2  -  3 years ago
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Respect Dimitri
SHEMAN!!
Dimitri  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 555642B2
Hater!
555642B2  -  3 years ago
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Respect Dimitri
SHEMAN!!
Dimitri  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 555642B2
Hater! You incessant prick.
555642B2  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Sheman!!
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect Dimitri
Who? WHO? Cunts.
Dimitri  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
So Kanye is basically dating a man?
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Member D53CA764
her ass is HUGE!
D53CA764  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
Way Huge, like set the table huge. (JAY- congratulations! How rude of no one to say before now!)
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
I gotta say though: she sho is different!
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jake
Yes congrats Jay! I too hope to make it there one day *glossy eyes* Yeah I don't find her fanciable at all and that's cool he wrote about her in one of his songs. I'm liking these 'trash' sections :) - Jake OXOXO
Jake  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member sarahlink
"Way Huge. Like set the table huge." Fujiko, amazing.
sarahlink  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
I just noticed that her saggy boob in the main pic makes her look really, really fat.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member sarahlink
And the choker around her neck makes her look really, really cheap.
sarahlink  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
yeah, thats definitely the thing that makes her cheap.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member 840C5002
My girlfriend is a robot. Am I wrong. Is the world wrong, Machine love. Dammit.
840C5002  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
I love this comment thread. Good to see no one's holding back :)
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
Nevair!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
HahahahahAH! I love you guys!
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 61B82C38
She may look really cheap people but she is the ultimate male robot's fantasy...Bender from Futurama would be pining for her long time...She's got the cans, and if shes got the les, then lets rhythm this up, the success =p
61B82C38  -  3 years ago
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Member 85018C2E
is that kanye with no goatee? stick with it, that way you and your chick both look like chicks.
85018C2E  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger D531F73E
He does have a feminity to him. Why is she a lesbian to others? How does she say who she is? What is her own unique identity as a sexuality?!! People do not rule everyone else's lives by saying that the person is this sexuality or the other. How does anyone else decide upon this sacred self of another for them? this message is disempowering as it is not for herself and purely designed for readership by sexual values which align the reader with a common name calling. Portray truth! I do and am published as freelance journo in Connect Magazine Feb edition 2009. Far North Coast QLD publication running since 2004. Great art on the covers btw!! love!
D531F73E  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
Someone needs a stiff drink... or seven.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
or a bong.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Woah back, SammyBammy. I'm certainly not attempting to "disempower" her by saying she's gay. She used to be in a lesbian relationship, so it's pretty much just the truth. It's not an insult to be called gay or lesbian or straight, is it?
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member sarahlink
Sammybammy, someone needs a couple of cans of XXXX.
sarahlink  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
Gay, strait, who cares! Look at that ass!
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
You kinda wanna wrap it up and take it home. Show it to the kids...
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member ollie
comment above mine, best ever.
ollie  -  3 years ago
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Member C6FE20B5
she kind of scares me......
C6FE20B5  -  2 years ago
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