Lady GaGa no longer answers to her real name. So don't call her Stef if you meet her, or she'll give you a talking to in brand her new psuedo-Euro accented baby-voice. Apparently she says "GaGa IS my name" so we better learn it and live it. Get in line, this is just one of the many hijinks she's offered us in the last little while:
– She doesn't often wear pants. That is arty.
– Scandal! Shock! OMG! 'Poker Face' is about how sometimes when she had sexy times with her ex-boyfriend she thought about ladies. Heavens.
– She compares herself with Warhol. Andy Warhol. "I consider what I do to be more of an Andy Warhol concept."
– She carried a teacup with her everywhere she goes. Even to museums and televised interviews. Hi there, Lady ZANY!
– She's complex. When interviewed by Paris Hilton she says "I'm inspired by my friends, New York City, the art scene on the lower east side, the 70s, David Bowie, Studio 54, media culture and obsession with fame." and then on Jonathan Ross she says "I'm inspired by nobody." Think about it.
– She likens her lifestyle to a sequin. Wow, GaGa! You've got a real 'personality'!
Here she is on Jonathan Ross being one of the most difficult interveiwees ever. Defensive. Monosyllabic. Awkward. He tried.
Be careful not to barf as Paris Hilton and Lady GaGa gush over each-other. GaGa even says "'Stars Are Blind' was one the greatest records ever". Paris says "Honey... Please... you are taking it over..." Baby voices ahoy.
Gagavision is your chance to follow GaGa on her adventures. Like here, in Amsterdam, where she says "I'm WILLING to get into trouble for my ART". Her art being poorly filming sex workers in the Red Light District. Avant-garbage.
GaGa says "I liken my lifestyle to a sequin". No joke. Then she says that it's strange that people wonder why she never wears pants.
*Yes, we appreciate that she writes her own music but is the rest for realsies?