Though this is devastating news, it's a really good excuse for us all to bask in the glory that is Ms Hayek. And her mad cans. Mexican goddess Hayek gave birth to her first baby, Valentina, last year and on Valentine's Day she married her baby daddy, French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault.
The couple were a little on and off again, but who knows why. Maybe it's because every time we see Pinault in a photo his expression is screaming at us "Look at how well I did! Look at her! Look at me! Can you BELIEVE THIS? Look at those CANS! Look at them! You see? I get to TOUCH THEM! Sometimes I PRETEND TO BRUSH AGAINST THEM at night while she's sleeping! Bahahahahahahahaaa! SUCKERS."