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Salma Hayek and her magnificent chi-chis are off the market

17 FEB 2009 | Posted By: Katie

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Salma Hayek and her magnificent chi-chis are off the market

Salma Hayek
 
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
 
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
 
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
 
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
 
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
 
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
 
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Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
 
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault
Though this is devastating news, it's a really good excuse for us all to bask in the glory that is Ms Hayek. And her mad cans. Mexican goddess Hayek gave birth to her first baby, Valentina, last year and on Valentine's Day she married her baby daddy, French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault.

The couple were a little on and off again, but who knows why. Maybe it's because every time we see Pinault in a photo his expression is screaming at us "Look at how well I did! Look at her! Look at me! Can you BELIEVE THIS? Look at those CANS! Look at them! You see? I get to TOUCH THEM! Sometimes I PRETEND TO BRUSH AGAINST THEM at night while she's sleeping! Bahahahahahahahaaa! SUCKERS."
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There are "30" comment(s) on "Salma Hayek and her magnificent chi-chis are off the market"

Respect fujiko-san
Rich SOB gets girl. There is so little justice in the world (except perhaps Selma may now drape those lovelies with a river of diamonds worth the GOP of, say, Belgium.
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
I still have fond memories of that scene in Dusk Til Dawn at the Pussy Palace. Was that Hayek's film debut?
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member moonsign
Ummm. what has Vicky Christina Barcelona got to do with anything. Your not getting Salma and Penelope mixed up are you. They are both wicked awesome hot!
moonsign  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member GHOSTBUSTA
From Dusk Til Dawn is certainly an important moment in Can history.
GHOSTBUSTA  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member ollie
stunner. i wish i were french and rich... well rich.
ollie  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Chuckufarli
I think Desperado was before Dusk til Dawn. Another very cool flick.
Chuckufarli  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Congratulations to the two of them. I'm sure they make each other very happy. It's so nice to see a couple so very much in love.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Is everything OK, Freeak?
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
ahhhhh... i think Freeak is broken.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Love her in 30 rock.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
Freeak, are you going to start signing XOXOXO like Jake? *brow wiggle*
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Sorry I meant to say: Congratulations to the two of them. They make a lovely pair. Can't wait to see them walking down the aisle in something shimmery and low-cut.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Set. Lob. Spike.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Charles Darwin would be rolling in his grave...
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member dinowhore
ZOMGZ!!! I BASICALLY grew up under Salma's boobs!!
dinowhore  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 541A8D30
is there a way of saying "hot damn that's a nice set of boobies" without sounding sexist?
541A8D30  -  3 years ago
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Member veesquared
umm... YAY chi chis!!!!!!!! Just put a thank you at the end goodiesgraphics...?
veesquared  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
who was it last week who made the news for breast feeding a starving african kid? was it Salma?
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Respect MrMoonshine
eh, i don't see what the fuss is about. the marriage will be over sooner than later, she'll take half, and the kid will grow up living in her mother's shadow only to end up in obscurity... however, she is still aesthetically pleasing. i have no argument anymore
MrMoonshine  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
Maybe the kids will have chichis like their mom AND they'll be rich euro trash- nothing obscure about that! (Mr Moonshine, dont be such a downer!)
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Miro, it was Ms Hayek. Bless.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jake
Salma is great, but, he doesn't appear to be very fanciable :S Perhaps he has a really nice personality ^_^ - Jake OXOXOXO
Jake  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member E239D735
Thanks God Salma is not a non-blond-acting-like-one mexican actress! As a mexican im glad she's made a career and a living out of her lucky genetical physics hahaha.. i'm joking
E239D735  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
Talk about lucky stars. I bet her magical chest has like super nutrient milk. That starving African kid will now probably grow up to win Olympic gold and engineer Greater African Peace.
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Milk plus vellocet, synthemesc or drencrom?
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 541A8D30
nothin like a bit of old moloko with knives in it my brothers
541A8D30  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 541A8D30
oh yea, I already mentioned the A-1 boobies didn't I?
541A8D30  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member zoeleacomicsans
mmmmmm spicy enchiladdaaaaa. with mad cans.
zoeleacomicsans  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member amileigh
Mmhmm, she is an incredible woman
amileigh  -  3 years ago
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Member camerawwn
boner achieved, shes a hot one
camerawwn  -  3 years ago
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