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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are definitely schtooping

07 AUG 2009 | Posted By: Katie

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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are definitely schtooping

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Depressingly attractive couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are definitely having the sex. And not with you.

Because Javier Bardem (AKA the terrifying man in No Country For Old Men, the seducer extraordinaire from Vicky Cristina Barcelona and all round dreamboat) apparently aided the knocking up of the lovely actress. Hopefully they will have a brood of delightful, intelligent, talented and amazing looking Spanish children and live happily ever after. Because we actually really like that idea.

In your face, Tom Cruise! Sucker.
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There are "10" comment(s) on "Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are definitely schtooping"

Respect freeak
I don't know whether to high five him or console him.
freeak  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jake
Dear god she is stunning :O I'm sure it will be a beautiful relationship, all the bestest! ^_^ - Jake OOXOX
Jake  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jamie
All i can think of is the Family Guy episode when Cleveland in at the Oscars and calls her seabiscuit...
Jamie  -  2 years ago
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Respect freeak
Then what's Javier Bardem doing riding her? I thought she was Tobey Maguire's mount? boom tish
freeak  -  2 years ago
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Respect Rens
High Five......save the consoling.
Rens  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member 541A8D30
goddamned hot chicks and their not being around me
541A8D30  -  2 years ago
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New Lounger caliba
Javier Bardem.... yum!
caliba  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member TheFrag
I love this spanish thing, hopefully they can still have more visitors in the bedroom.
TheFrag  -  2 years ago
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New Lounger AF1AE93C
I think it was the Bowl-cut that did it. Crafty bastard.
AF1AE93C  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member kombizz
nice to smell
kombizz  -  2 years ago
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