Depressingly attractive couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are definitely having the sex. And not with you.
Because Javier Bardem (AKA the terrifying man in
No Country For Old Men, the seducer extraordinaire from
Vicky Cristina Barcelona and all round dreamboat) apparently aided the knocking up of the lovely actress. Hopefully they will have a brood of delightful, intelligent, talented and amazing looking Spanish children and live happily ever after. Because we actually really like that idea.
In your face, Tom Cruise! Sucker.