Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof and her knight in shining tartan, Max Drummey, are divorcing after 96 days of blissful marriage. The 19-year-old daughter of Sir Bob apparently "doesn't fancy [Drummey] anymore and wants to move on". The pair married in Las Vegas in August after Peaches had recently overdosed and broken up with Faris Rotter of the Horrors.
Drummey is one half of the fabulous, Pharrell-endorsed
Chester French and Peaches is mostly famous for being the extremely cute daughter of Bob Geldof who likes drugs and stealing stuff.
Basically, this lasted a lot longer than anybody thought it would and, while the whole thing pretty much screams trashbag brats, we can't help but love them.