This is Shoaib Akhtar. Formerly the fastest bowler the cricket world had ever seen and the first bowler to hurl one down at over 100 mph. Yes. He's quick. Yet his meteoric rise to fame in Pakistan was quicker. Before long, he bacame a huge hit with the ladies. The trappings of fame soon told on his on-field form and to cut a long story short, he's just been "rested" from the 20/20 World Cup with a Groin Complaint.
Not an uncommon problem in fast bowlers, a groin strain.
Oh, what, strain? No, it's not a strain. It's genital warts.
G-e-n-i-t-a-l w-a-r-t-s.
We know because the Pakistan Cricket Board released a statement telling us so.
Sucks to be you Shoaib. Sucks to be you.