A survey in England has been conducted and yet another ridiculous list is the outcome. This time it's the celebrities and politicians that most commonly appear in nightmares. And it's an outrage.
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Marilyn Manson
3. Gordon Brown
4. Pete Doherty
5. The Cheeky Girls
6. Simon Cowell/Kerry Katona
7. Cherie Blair
8. Jodie Marsh
9. Heather Mills
10. Alistair Darling
So the wife of one of the most powerful men in politics gives people nightmares, but the conservative war-mongering ponce himself doesn't? Marilyn Manson, who deep down just wants to be spooned? Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, who just want to go about saving baby mice and continuing massive drug habits in peace? Heather Mills, who might be a high-class whore gold-digger but has actually done a bit of good in her time? Simon Cowell who is as irrelevant as the show he appears on? Worst. List. Ever.
So we made our own. Because we like to do that. Check it out in the attached gallery.