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Men everywhere just teared up and punched walls

24 AUG 2009 | Posted By: Katie

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Men everywhere just teared up and punched walls

Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
 
Milla Jovovich married
Did you wonder why you suddenly burst into tears and had a rage blackout on Saturday? It's because Milla Jovovich's partner, film director Paul W.S. Anderson, liked and put a ring on it. So everybody's first crush is officially off the market. Soz.

Milla wore a white vintage frock (White? We know you've totally done it, Milla. YOU HAVE A BABY-CHILD.) and had a whole bunch of accessories in her hair à la late-90s, pseudo-boho, "I may be wearing a $6 thousand dollar outfit but I'm still so grounded, call me Earth Mother and I'll make you a goji berry smoothie".

Bless. We'd let you make us a goji berry smoothie anytime, Jovovich.
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There are "13" comment(s) on "Men everywhere just teared up and punched walls"

Respect -Mikolai-
Has anyone here seen Resident Evil 3? I've been told it's pretty good as a mindless action movie.
-Mikolai-  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member rudy
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rudy  -  2 years ago
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New Lounger caliba
Hot Hot Hot, I'd turn for Milla.
caliba  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member terriblereactor
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh. damn*
terriblereactor  -  2 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Good movie Mikolai.
pashoncoop  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member annie
Well fuck my eye. That's the worst news I've had in ages.
annie  -  2 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
brb, killing myself.
Ryzz  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
but she told me I was special?!
Miro  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jamie
This upsets me to no end.
Jamie  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member jinx87
ah huh
jinx87  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jake
Yeah this sucks large! :( She's is so lovely and Resident Evil 3 was AWESOME! *cries* - Jake OXOXO
Jake  -  2 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
are you all kidding? She is FINE (yes, she IS) but Resident Evil 3 SUCKED SHIT!
fujiko-san  -  2 years ago
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New Lounger gadgeman
I would turn for her too.
gadgeman  -  2 years ago
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