The Apocalypse is nearing. Victoria's Secret models are marrying jocks left, right and centre. Gisele Bundchen married quaterback Tom Brady – who charmed the pants off all of us when he pulled a Billy Crudup and cheated on his pregnant girlfriend with Miss Bundchen. What a very modern gentleman.
The couple wed in a proper Catholic ceremony late last week and Gisele wore nothing but well placed Rosary Beads. That part's made up.
Leonardo DiCaprio has been seen in several bars drinking himself to a new paunch and weeping into his Jägermeister shots. That part's made up too. But we wouldn't be surprised.
Thanks to
zoelea for the heads up.