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Men everywhere just got all choked up

01 DEC 2008 | Posted By: Katie

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Men everywhere just got all choked up

Miranda Kerr
 
Miranda Kerr
 
Miranda Kerr
 
Miranda Kerr
 
Miranda Kerr
 
Miranda Kerr
 
Miranda Kerr
 
Miranda Kerr
 
Orlando Bloom
 
Orlando Bloom
The last time Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were in the tabloids it was all about Kerr apparently having a fuzzy tingle time with Paris Hilton's buddy, the greasy, Dettol won't wash it off, berzillionaire slimeball, Brandon Davis. So while it's sad news for all those boys who still thought they had a chance with the cute-as-a-button Victoria's Secret model, it's not as bad as it could have been.

Kerr announced her engagement to Bloom this weekend, "The wedding is planned for the middle of next year, when both have a break from work commitments. Bloom and Kerr, who live together in New York, celebrated their engagement with a romantic getaway in Venice last week."

Also, the pair apparently have A LOT in common, "The couple share many interests including yoga and clean-living ways."

Let's all have a cheeky chai and a rice cracker to celebrate.
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There are "16" comment(s) on "Men everywhere just got all choked up"

Advanced Member Miro
imagine the cheekbones of their children.
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
Obligatory 'imagine the babies' comment.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
You beat me to it New Miro.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
You know, I had a "pretty babies" moment and replaced it with the chai and rice crackers. Great minds think alike.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
snap.
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
like 44 seconds there. still, the point stands, these children will need to wear Hanible Lecter masks lest their puppy dog eyes melt away peoples sanity.
Miro  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Their children will probably never speak. Just pout.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Member D53CA764
they will either have the most gorgeous or the ugliest children ever two positives make a negative after all x
D53CA764  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member sarahlink
damn her and her body.
sarahlink  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 9DD93316
remeber funny famous people double names? what about Bloomkerrrr
9DD93316  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
dont you mean KerrBloom!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
where's the KerrBloom, there was supposed to be an earth shattering KerrBloom!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member miro-classic
HA... I hated that martian he was never funny. But porky pigs space outfit was awessome. (the extra S is for special) I reckon whats her name in the photo up top there would look really good in it.
miro-classic  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger thejoteam
fuzzy tingle time is not used nearly enough
thejoteam  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
yeah, I wondered how anyone could have a fuzzy anything with such a greasy guy. Can you have greasy fuzzy? isn't that a contradiction in terms?
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
maybe they meant funcky tinkle- like Brandon Davis accidently peed on her shoes.
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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