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Men everywhere just exhaled with relief

26 SEP 2008 | Posted By: Katie

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Men everywhere just exhaled with relief

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One of Lifelounge's favourite women, Natalie Portman, has broken up with musician boyfriend with a penchant for bushy beards and short-shorts, Devendra Banhart.

Which would be heartbreaking because Natalie Portman is probably the best you can do; she's talented, beautiful, funny, stylish and a clever cookie (she's a Harvard graduate, served as the youngest member of the Cannes Film Festival jury, speaks fluent Hebrew, and "would rather be smart than be a movie star"). Also she's a giver and has done plenty of work as an ambassador for FINCA International.

Sucks to be you, Banhart.
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There are "27" comment(s) on "Men everywhere just exhaled with relief"

Respect pashoncoop
The 2 best movies she's done were Leon the professional and Garden State.Kiera Knightley looks better.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Keira Knightley? Doubt it.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
They look like twins. Accept for I think Kiera is taller and has smaller boobs.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member 32294DF1
you trippin pashon... they're in different stratospheres. NP's on fire and KK's severely under nourished.
32294DF1  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Yeah KK has a freaking man-jaw as well.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
evey time i see a picture of Keira Knightley it looks like she's looking into my soul and knows all the bad shit ive ever done. still not sure if i like that.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
I agree to a point with PC. Kiera Knightly does look better. But only if I've just punched her in the face.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Luke
Good afternoon Freeak's dark side
Luke  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger sketchenry
There is no comparison between kk and Natalie. It's Natalie hands down. kk can take a long walk off a short pier with her farked up jaw included. id rather stare at a car accident then glance at kk
sketchenry  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Pirates of the Caribbean
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger 79AC474B
I thought a guy that wears a Canadian Tuxedo was a sure thing.
79AC474B  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
is that Devendra Banhart? guy looks how he sounds, Like a total Douche.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
And matching Pea Coats is pretty gay
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Time to grow a beard.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Maybe it's the afternoon of beer and sun talking but anyone who disagrees with me right now can eat fist. Keira Knightly is a vomit bag of post turbulence KFC. Natalie Portman should sue for being put in the same sentence as it (her).
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Testify!
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member 32294DF1
nuff said
32294DF1  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Hallefuckinlujah!
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Maybe it's the poppers and blow, but I agree with Freeak.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member mgoldenfein
george lucas's directing did put a small stain on her, but i think she has recovered
mgoldenfein  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Irrespective of her efforts in the Star Wars prequels, we're comparing a Rolls Royce to a Dihatsu Matiz for fucks sake! Sorry. I had a few waters apres lunch but I'm back on the sauce.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member GHOSTBUSTA
I'm with you Freeak. Keira can't hold candle to Natalie, both figuratively and literally - as she's too weak from not eating.
GHOSTBUSTA  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Kiera Knightley and Natalie Portman played the same part in Star Wars Episode 1.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member That-Guy
As hot as Natalie Portman is, she will forever be that hippie stankster's sloppy seconds. Can you say "vaginal tract infection".
That-Guy  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
"george lucas's directing did put a small stain on her, but i think she has recovered" << I'll put a stain on her any day!
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Um. Nobody stains Ms Portman.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jamie
From the minute I saw her in The Professional I knew I would have a lifetime of stress watching her on screen. She is so friggin hot. KK is pretty fucking hot as well, but the jaw does erk me....
Jamie  -  3 years ago
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