Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have announced their engagement to
soundtrack of men sobbing their faces off all over the world. The actor, now singer and general beauty, Johansson, apparently doesn't believe in monogamy, which is interesting since marriage is the epitome of just that. Either she's a bit silly, or she was trying to sound like a little minx in that interview, or she misheard and thought they were talking about timber.
Johansson is a global ambassador for Oxfam. Bless. And she lists cheese as her one and only vice and says, "Nothing else reigns over my life." I like her more every day. Also she's spanktacular. The only things I really know about Reynolds are that he seems very proud of his upper body and dated Alanis Morissette who doesn't understand what true irony is.