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Men everywhere just died a little on the inside, again

22 MAY 2008 | Posted By: Katie

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Men everywhere just died a little on the inside, again

Jessica Alba
 
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Despite being a crap actor, a dirty liar, and (allegedly) a little low on the personality, Jessica Alba is crazy hot. And like Scarlett Johansson, she's now never going to be yours. Or mine. Probably.

On Monday, Alba married that guy who knocked her up. It was a secret wedding that apparently her own brother didn't know about and only found out through some trash magazine. Awkward. The story goes that Alba and her man-friend, Cash Warren, didn't want their baby being born out of wedlock. How very old fashioned of them. And very non-Brangelina.

Check out the related images to see Jessica Alba in various states of undress. Apparently there are no photo shoots of her fully clothed. But no, I don't hear anybody complaining either.
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There are "15" comment(s) on "Men everywhere just died a little on the inside, again"

Advanced Member B3957AEA
I have just shed a tear for the first time since 1985 when my cat (tiger) got run over by my next door neighbours car.
B3957AEA  -  4 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
i might just go around abducting super hot chicks hanging around churches in really old town and having unprotected enforced sex with them in the hope i hit a jackpot. Cha-Ching!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  4 years ago
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Respect Luke
awkward silence....
Luke  -  4 years ago
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Respect Katie
What jackpot? The jackpot where you don't go to jail for rape? I don't get it.
Katie  -  4 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
*note extremely stupid sarcasm.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  4 years ago
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New Lounger overeasy
Oh yeah, that guy.
overeasy  -  4 years ago
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Advanced Member 7178819D
who is that guy....he seems somehow famailiar
7178819D  -  4 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
hes the guy that when you look him up on Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_Warren you get redirected to Jessica Alba's wiki page
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  4 years ago
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Member 2394B423
I hear she is really just a biatch in RL
2394B423  -  4 years ago
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Senior Member dinowhore
OMG people say the meanest stuff!!! If you had met her you would know she's an AMAZING person!! Also she is a VERY TALENTED ACTRESS!!!!!!! Have you even SEEN Honey?????
dinowhore  -  4 years ago
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Senior Member 541A8D30
yeah .... she's hot, hmmm, where was I....
541A8D30  -  4 years ago
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Senior Member 34DE5D14
HAHA .. "..hes that guy that when you look him up on wiki you're redirected to jessica alba's.." CLOWNIN ..
34DE5D14  -  4 years ago
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Member tyrant
yum yum..lucky dude!
tyrant  -  4 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
Who names their child Cash Warren? That's some badass shit to call a kid. No wonder he married Jessica Alba.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member 7178819D
got to make up for it somehow
7178819D  -  3 years ago
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