Despite being a crap actor,
a dirty liar, and (allegedly) a little low on the personality, Jessica Alba is crazy hot. And like Scarlett Johansson, she's now never going to be yours. Or mine. Probably.
On Monday, Alba married that guy who knocked her up. It was a secret wedding that apparently her own brother didn't know about and only found out through some trash magazine. Awkward. The story goes that Alba and her man-friend, Cash Warren, didn't want their baby being born out of wedlock. How very old fashioned of them. And very non-Brangelina.
Check out the related images to see Jessica Alba in various states of undress. Apparently there are no photo shoots of her fully clothed. But no, I don't hear anybody complaining either.