Brazilian Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima is engaged to marry basketball player Marko Jarić. Lima (who, incidentally, is rarely photographed entirely dressed, leading us to think perhaps she doesn't own actual clothes and her wardrobe is filled with underwear, swimwear and palm fronds [see image 9] and maybe Marko could cough up and buy her a frock) had her 27th birthday the other day and her fella popped the question then.
Her spokesperson announced it super hastily and says "They couldn't be more in love." Awww. Vomit.
So while you're crying a river, don't worry because you'll always have the Victoria's Secret catwalk shows to see Adriana semi-naked. Silver lining ahoy!