Megan Fox was quoted in Elle this month saying "I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on."
Hang on Miss Fox, that segue was not exactly seamless. You mean people assume you're a "retard" because you're sexy? How un-femo of you! Are we not at the stage when a lady can be all of the things? Smart, beautiful, funny, sexy, charismatic, good at maths, awesome at fixing stuff, able to drive a manual?
Let's look at choosing film/TV roles now:
MEGAN FOX SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Hope and Faith The Horse Whisperer
Two and a Half Men Ghost World
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Lost in Translation
Transformers Match Point
Whore Vicky Cristina Barcelona
If you're still not convinced, here are some other pearls of wisdom:
"I have no question in my mind
about being bisexual. But I am also a hypocrite: I would never date a
girl who wants [wants?] to be bisexual, because that means they also sleep with
men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who
had slept with a man."
"Tranformers is the biggest movie EVER."
"I’m not trying to take Cate Blanchett down."
"My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts."
"I wouldn't regret [my 'Brian' tattoo] if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian.
Keep proving us wrong, Fox. It's fun.