Last week Mel Gibson's wife Robyn filed for divorce after 28 years of marriage. That was only mildly interesting because we all pretty much knew he is a douchebag what with the homophobic and anti-Semitic remarks. But now a 24-year-old Russian model/singer has come out and said she's been Mr Gibson's lovertits for ages and is having his baby-child.
Heavens to Betsy, Mel committed adultery.
The devout Catholic seems to be a little bit on the wrong side of God's law with this one. But we're sure that is he says a few Hail Marys and apologises to a priest and donates some money to the church that he will go straight to Heaven.
Thou shalt not ever have to really worry about consequence.
The model/singer/ladyfriend Oksana Pochepa says "This is serious. Our love is strong and long-lasting."
Clearly she's a bright one. What 24-year-old girl wouldn't fall for a 53-year-old hypocritic, anti-Semite, and homophobe with a receding hairline, a penchant for stupid hats and bouts of drunken rage? Mid-life crises are HOT.
AWESOME UPDATE: That little minx Pochepa is a dirty liar and was using the coincidence of having the same name as Gibson's real ladyfriend to get attention. Silly. Mel Gibson did commit adultery, but with 38-year-old Oksana Grigorieva. Same same, but different.