Enter your login details below

Lost your Password?

It's free. It's easy. It's a community. Get involved!

Fill out your details for instant activation as a Lifelounge community member

This gives you access to post in all forums, comment throught the entire site, get all Lifelounge Newsletters and all the updates on our unique promotions, events and initiatives.

Username:
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email:

Macaulay Culkin fathered MJ's Blanket

02 SEP 2009 | Posted By: Em-T

Move over Adolf – there’s a new Aryan race in town. According to the tabloids, recently deceased King of Pop Michael Jackson is said to have stockpiled the 'ingredients' to genetically engineer three perfect kids.

The recipe? The star’s dermatologist Arnold Klein, British former actor Mark Lester, and child-star Macaulay Culkin. Oh yeah, and the artificial insemination of a surrogate mother. The result? Prince, Paris and another one called ‘Blanket’. Creeeeepy…

The Home Alone star has – of course – been unavailable for comment regarding his involvement in the alleged sperm-in-a-cup-concoction. With MJ due for a gold-plated coffin in the Hollywood Hills this Thursday, it may just be that we never get to bottom of this particularly sticky* mystery.

*Pun intended, clearly.

More trash at news.com.au.

The Lounge Gossip Celebrities

There are "11" comment(s) on "Macaulay Culkin fathered MJ's Blanket"

KEVIN!!!!!!!

freeak - 2 years ago

| Report

should we even ask how they thought this up?

F968A859 - 2 years ago

| Report

I think it's a bit like Prince Harry. Look and Charles, look at Di and look at James Hewitt. Then put all four of them in a Venn Diagram. Charles starts to look very lonely.

freeak - 2 years ago

| Report

Whats wrong with the 'old fashioned' way of making bambino's ??

Zoeo - 2 years ago

| Report

Who is looking after the kids now anyways? - Jake OXOXOXO

Jake - 2 years ago

| Report

Jacko's mum.

freeak - 2 years ago

| Report

As if the name blanket wasn't fucked up enough.

Rens - 2 years ago

| Report

it always creeped me out knowing that MJ copulated with some women to make his children. but, now I'm even more creeped out. thank you!

958ED1CE - 2 years ago

| Report

oh c'mon like anyone believed those snow white blonde kids were his? he may be peter pan white from bleaching but it aint that pwoerful it affected his sperm. @Freeak so glad I am no the only person who think that little ginger nutted.. I mean red hair twat is Charles son. They should do a DNA test. (and funnily enough it's this sort of thing that has shown an Australian family should be the current royals and not ELizabeth and Co. (then again back in the dark ages, men believed things like if you went to war for 12 months you could still be the father, such were the mysteries of the females lol) Actually I find this picture amusing as folowing Culkins eye sight and MJ's stance I think of "pull my finger.."bn maybe that's just me.

9F95C60D - 2 years ago

| Report

doomed, that was a major rant ... and i think you put brackets inside a bracket? and then forgot to close the last bracket? i don't blame you for getting passionate about the geneology of the royals ... they are all clearly inbred.

Em-T - 2 years ago

| Report

There is no correct grammer policy when in a rant zone, and I for one admire Doomed's stunning ability to completely switch topics and yet still keep a viable "flow". As for MJ- he was a fruitcake but he's dead. THose poor kids, however, are now living with the woman who made their father the supremely fucked up being he was. Pray for them, people!

fujiko-san - 2 years ago

| Report

Want to talk it out?

If you’re already a Lifelounge member, simply login. Or you can connect via Facebook. If you want to stay anonymous (chicken!) just fill in this form for a once-off comment.

To sign-up to Lifelounge click here.