Friends of Lifelounge, there has been big news today. Remember these kids from Home Improvement?
The one in the middle, Taran Noah Smith (aka Mark), has been arrested and charged in a drug bust.
(In other TNS news you mightn't have heard: he married a 33-year-old when he was just 17 and then they ran out of money and she realised she was/is gay and then they got divorced.)
Celebrities have it kind of tough, T-Dawg allegedly was caught with a little pot on his person and now the whole world knows about it. But then, some celebrities don't get our sympathy because they try to act all innocent (NOT NAMING NAMES WAYNE CAREY). Regardless, celebrity drug scandals are fun – as long as nobody is hurt/addicted/dying – so we're focussing on the ones that made us LOL.
Here's the Lifelounge guide to celebrity drug scandals.
Caught with yayo in her wallet, Hilton's defense was "I THOUGHT THAT WAS GUM! NO WAIT THAT ISN'T MY WALLET! THAT'S NOT MY ANYTHING!" Come on, of course
LOL THEY ARE SMOKING BONGS AND LISTENING TO BUSH IS THIS 1995? (PS. She is really annoying.)
The ex-Party of Five actor said that he went back on drugs when he was kidnapped while fixing a flat tire and forced to smoke crack. And to think this guy starred in Mallrats
While we're glad that Nicole Richie is all healthy and happy now, there's a small part of us that still wishes she was strutting down a catwalk flashing her cans. WE CANNOT FIND THE FOOTAGE :(
Today Wayne Carey (professional fucktard/liar) was busted with traces of cocaine on him. His response: "I am shattered and clean and everybody else in the world is wrong and everything is fine and stop looking at me."
This one feels staged. Errrybody knows Soulja Boy is a bit of a faker, so he went and got himself arrested for having a bunch of marijuana, cash and gun in a briefcase.
Ms Theron was photographed smoking pot via an apple. She, nor her publicists, said anything. We like to think that is the same as saying "LOL IDK!"