Meet Rain; a Korean popstar, dancer, model, actor, and designer who
Megan Fox has her sights on since (finally)
breaking up with the washed-up former
Beverly Hills 90210 actor
Brian Austin Green.
She recently said "I'm currently what you would call single, I guess... There is this Korean Justin Timberlake named Rain and I'm really on his situation now. I'm trying to fix this up. I'm working hard."
We like to think this is what won her over:
There are three possibilities:
1. This could be entirely fabricated. (Fun!)
2. This could be her idea of a joke; remember
she is a borderline simpleton. (Still fun!)
3. Or it could be true. It's not out of the question; she seems to get a lady-boner for boys with floundering music careers and overly-wide jeans who a little bit wish they were black.