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Chris Brown channels Ike Turner and is accused of assaulting Rihanna

10 FEB 2009 | Posted By: Katie

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Chris Brown channels Ike Turner and is accused of assaulting Rihanna

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There are a bunch of crazy rumours attached to this story. One is that Brown assaulted Rihanna with an umbrella-ella-ella, another is that he hurt her because she gave him an STD (you know which one), and another that Brown flew into a rage after Rihanna accused him of cheating on her.

According to witnesses Princess RiRi and Chris Brown were arguing in their car when Brown hit her. By the time the police arrived, Brown had fled the scene (like a real man), but he eventually turned himself into the po-po and was released on $50 thousand bail.

Rihanna was treated at Ceders-Sinai (PS. Is there any other hospital in Hollywood? At all?) where she was apparently yelling and crying. Understandable. According to TMZ, Rihanna had bite marks and bruises all over her body.

This is very not good. Fuck you, Chris Brown. Nobody does that to another person, especially not one they love, especially not one who brought us 'Umbrella'.
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There are "45" comment(s) on "Chris Brown channels Ike Turner and is accused of assaulting Rihanna"

Advanced Member arielamazing
He lost my respect.
arielamazing  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
how the fuck did he get it?
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect Luke
that's the question
Luke  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Au contraire, Katie. Hearing "umbrella-ella-ella eh-eh-eh" for the bazillionth time makes me WANT to hurt whoever's responsible.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member E239D735
Ohh what a yerk, like if she couldn't get a cuter,nicer, and intelligent beau!
E239D735  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
I <3333 Rihanna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CliC_Pg65bw
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member amileigh
Bite marks? Disturbia!
amileigh  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member arielamazing
"Wuts bigger news mia pregnant swagger or chris brown domesrtic violence?" - Diplo via TwitterBerry
arielamazing  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
Um, well if Diplo jumped online he'd know the answer pretty quickly. And much as I like MIA, the idea of her performing while nine months pregnant (accompaneid by Jay Z, Kanye West, TI and Lil Wayne) is frankly, a little disturbing.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Can totally understand the bite marks. She's tasty.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
with plenty of forehead to go around
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Tyra Banks style forehead?
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Member D53CA764
i read somewhere that the police were soon going to release photos of her all bashed up and bruised and stuff, but the question is, why aren't they releasing them NOW? the answer = they're still too busy photo shopping them to make it look like something actually happened
D53CA764  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member motherbitch
It's pretty dangerous to assume that nothing "actually" happened when this a case of domestic violence.
motherbitch  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
She was like: "Hey pizza face, even if the rocks in your ears were the size of Dallas, they still wouldn't outshine the fact that you on ugly mofo." So of course he had to hit her- no one likes to hear the truth.
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jake
Ow what STI did she give him? And hitting her is just inexcusable! She's soooo adorable *melts* - Jake OXOXO
Jake  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Jake, give it to me straight. When you leave the house of a morning, do you do a pirouette and then birds fly out of the trees and land on your outstretched arms while fawns prance up and kiss your knees? Cos that's the kind of image I'm getting.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
i want the truth!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
The truth about Jake. not these to douche bags. (though i do not condone inter sex physical abuse of any kind)
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
I think we're all on tenterhooks, Jay. Out with it Jake!
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
You know what? I wouldn't be surprised if Jake gets mad love from nature, he's a fucking delight. And you all know it.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jake
Awwww yooooooouuuuuu ggggguuuyyyyyyssssss... You've made made me all blush *so* much! Anyhoo, I like the mystery lol :P - Jake OXOOX
Jake  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
BULLSHIT! we need answers! ANSWERS!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
I'm on your side KO, chizzle. I just want to know Jake's secret! And what a fawn knee kiss feels like.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
The secret is that Jake isn't actually a real person - he's an amalgamation of 10 different Disney characters and that laughing yoga guy off youtube.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
I want, ne, NEEEED THE HAPPINESS!!!! arrrhhhh!!!!! BOOM! *head explodes*
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Jake is a delight.An afternoon delight from whom is the question I think Jay is trying to ask.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger 4C7E9370
I am lost of words. All I can say is ---> :(
4C7E9370  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger 4C7E9370
Although Rihanna is a fivehead, she doesn't deserve it. Even if she gave Chris herpes.
4C7E9370  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
ive seen a few sixhead shots you there, prime for the moon slapping!
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jake
lol damn, RYZ, you nailed it in one. I'm channelling Ariel, Cinderella, Timon *and* Pumbaa! - Jake XOOXO
Jake  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
Arieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! *said in a Caribbean way*
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
I would liek to point out that almost eveyone had herpes these days anyway- so what's the big deal? *gaullic strugs*
fujiko-san  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger 8CCDB11F
But I read that someone told KYLE SANDILANDS that Rhianna always treated Chris like total crap and he finally snapped. Kyle was THERE. Like, in the same city. RIGHT THERE! So he knows and he's completely reliable. And if she treats him like shit then that's a totally justifiable reason to FLOG THE FKN CRAP out of her. Don't be a man Chris and just GET THE FCK OUT. Loser.
8CCDB11F  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger F3C5C31E
Slapper deserved it. Gave him herepes checked his mobile every minute and basically tried to control his life. And i bet it was a single bicth slap. chris brown is da man!
F3C5C31E  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Wow. I bet you're a real catch, Valance!
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member motherbitch
Aurillio- tiny brain or tiny penis? Which is it?
motherbitch  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
a little from column A, and a little from column B?
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
I, for one, am waiting for Dinowhore's inside scoop on the situation before making up my mind.
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
I concur. Im sure shes(???) got it all in her two way.
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member dinowhore
You KNOW IT SLUTS!!!!! Been in Antigua but I'll update you NOW!!!!
dinowhore  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
I just saw a photo on dlisted.com of Rihanna's injuries and it pretty much broke my heat.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
Yeah, Chris Brown appears to have beaten the shit out of her. Not good :(
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
HEART, BTW. Heat? Not so much.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member zoeleacomicsans
Rihanna is sooooooooo much awesomer that Chris. An despite her catalogue of awesomest songs, she isn't the brightest spark, so hopefully Chris's belting didn't knock off too many of her shortstock of braincells. physical violence on any living thing is not cooool. physcial violence on inanimate things is very funny tho.
zoeleacomicsans  -  3 years ago
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