The senator, who has served in his office since 1970, also wants the court to issue a permanent injunction
prohibiting God from issuing plagues and terrorist threats - although it's
unclear how this could work since God is usually understood to be all
powerful. Chambers does admit that God is omnipresent and omniscient, however.
Since God is everywhere, the Nebraska court has jurisdiction, Chambers
argues, and since God is all-knowing, Chambers need not serve him with
a notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers, in a fit of alliteration, also accuses God of causing
"fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes,
terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines,
devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like." God could not be reached for comment.