Guess who turns 113 this week! It's everyone's favourite film creep, Alfred Hitchcock!
You don't need to be a mega film buff to dig Hitchcock. He made movies for the widest possible audience, and it's only really been the last 30 years that people have dropped his name for elite film cred.
Not only was he a director of the people, but Hitchcock is responsible for some of our favourite moments in film. Here are our top ten Hitchcockian moments:
That time you asked your girlfriend to break into a murderer's apartment.
That time your new maid showed you a dead woman's underwear.
That time your husband tried to serve you poison milk.
That time a guy on the train offered to kill your wife.
That time you wanted to have a ciggie but there were birds everywhere.
That time your attacker waited patiently for you to finish a phone call.
That time you dreamed about eyeballs and scantily clad babes.
That time when your 'train' went through a 'tunnel'.
That time a nun accidentally killed your sort of girlfriend.
That time someone stabbed you in the shower and everyone was surprised, especially you.