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The 29th Annual Razzie Awards aren't surprising

23 FEB 2009 | Posted By: Katie

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The 29th Annual Razzie Awards aren't surprising

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The 29th Annual Razzie Awards
The Razzie Awards are always entertaining (or are they actually the complete opposite?) and this year Mike Myers' The Love Guru cleaned up, along with Razzie favourite Paris Hilton. The Razzies are the antithesis of the Academy Awards and the winners this year were:

Worst Picture: The Love Guru
Worst Actor: Mike Myers (The Love Guru)
Worst Actress: Paris Hilton (The Hottie and the Nottie)
Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan (Mamma Mia!)
Worst Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton (Repo: The Genetic Opera)
Worst On-Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore (The Hottie and the Nottie)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Worst Director: Uwe Bell (Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal)
Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru
Wort Career Achievements: Uwe Bal

So there's not really a lot we didn't already know – Mike Myers left his funny somewhere in the mid-90s, Jessica Alba is hot and that was probably the only good thing about that movie, Paris Hilton still can't act and is still entirely insipid, Pierce Brosnan is entirely forgettable, and Indiana Jones should have ended at three.

More at razzies.com.
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There are "13" comment(s) on "The 29th Annual Razzie Awards aren't surprising"

Advanced Member Chuckufarli
two elephants fucking is not funny...
Chuckufarli  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member motherbitch
At least Jessica Alba is fine and can't act, Paris doesn't even have the looks.
motherbitch  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member amileigh
I can't think of any Paris is remotely good at
amileigh  -  2 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
She's good at pink and little dogs- admit it! she does a great little dog!
fujiko-san  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member motherbitch
Don't you mean she IS a little dog?
motherbitch  -  2 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Haha, I like it how they intentionally misspelled Uwe Boll's name every time. I can just imagine him angrily typing them a seething email after reading that... PS: "The Hottie and The Nottie" should win an award for worst title of all time - yes, The Worst. Even worse than "Killer Komedy Klowns", "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot", and "Gayniggers from Outer Space".
Ryzz  -  2 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
is "don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" the second worst or best title?
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  2 years ago
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Respect Katie
What's that, bono?
Katie  -  2 years ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
im intrigued. . .
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  2 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
It's crocheting... DUH.
Ryzz  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member 7DF097C9
I agree Paris should do more reality shows and less films. And the love guru was quite bad, yes, really bad film!
7DF097C9  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member lutece
If I ever were to make a movie entitled "Gayniggers for Outer Space", I'd cast Paris Hilton as the lead gaynigger.
lutece  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member lutece
She'd be good at it, too.
lutece  -  2 years ago
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