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Ten complicated movies in ten words

08 AUG 2012 | Posted By: SineadStubbins

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Ten complicated movies in ten words

Donnie Darko
 
Fight Club
 
Harry Potter
 
Inception
 
LOTHR
 
Memento
 
Mulholland Drive
 
The Matrix
 
Tree of Life
 
Vanilla Sky
Who has the time to see movies? Who has the time to read about movies?

Well, everyone does. But who has the time to try and deconstruct convoluted movies that make no immediate sense? We do Loungers. And in our quest to make ourselves and you appear much smarter than we/you actually are, we have broken down ten confusing films in ten words or less.

TIME IT FOLKS!

Inception - LEO AND JUNO MAKE DREAMS FOR MONEY ROBIN HELPS THEM.
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The Lord of the Rings trilogy - FRODO HAS RING LOSES RING DESTROYS RING GANDALF HELPS HIM.
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Mulholland Drive - RITA IS CONFUSED HAS SEX WITH BETTY IT'S A DREAM.
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The Matrix - NEO IS IN THE MATRIX LEAVES MATRIX AND THEN DIES.
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Memento - GUY HAS BAD MEMORY WIFE DIES KILLS WRONG GUY.
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Tree of Life - NATURE IS GOOD GRACE IS GOOD LET'S ALL GO HOME.
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Donnie Darko - DONNIE HAS TALKING RABBIT SHIT HAPPENS DONNIE DIES BECAUSE PLANES.
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Fight Club - NORTON FIGHTS BRAD WHO IS HIM THERE'S SOAP AND HELENA.
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Vanilla Sky - TOM HURTS HIS FACE MAYBE KILLS SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY ASLEEP.
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The Harry Potter series - BOY SURVIVES EVIL WIZARD BECOMES WIZARD SURVIVES EVIL WIZARD AGAIN.
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There are "4" comment(s) on "Ten complicated movies in ten words"

Respect -Mikolai-
Succinct. I like it :)
-Mikolai-  -  2 years ago
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Respect neeko
I like this.
neeko  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member Lebronski
You've invented a new kind of Haiku, Stubbsy.
Lebronski  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member Em-T
PLZ do Being John Malkovich or anything else Kaufman for me IMMEDIATELY!
Em-T  -  2 years ago
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