Who has the time to see movies? Who has the time to read
Well, everyone does. But who has the time to try and deconstruct convoluted movies that make no immediate sense? We do Loungers. And in our quest to make ourselves and you appear much smarter than we/you actually are, we have broken down ten confusing films in ten words or less.
TIME IT FOLKS!
LEO AND JUNO MAKE DREAMS FOR MONEY ROBIN HELPS THEM.
The Lord of the Rings trilogy -
FRODO HAS RING LOSES RING DESTROYS RING GANDALF HELPS HIM.
Mulholland Drive -
RITA IS CONFUSED HAS SEX WITH BETTY IT'S A DREAM.
The Matrix -
NEO IS IN THE MATRIX LEAVES MATRIX AND THEN DIES.
GUY HAS BAD MEMORY WIFE DIES KILLS WRONG GUY.
Tree of Life -
NATURE IS GOOD GRACE IS GOOD LET'S ALL GO HOME.
Donnie Darko -
DONNIE HAS TALKING RABBIT SHIT HAPPENS DONNIE DIES BECAUSE PLANES.
Fight Club -
NORTON FIGHTS BRAD WHO IS HIM THERE'S SOAP AND HELENA.
Vanilla Sky -
TOM HURTS HIS FACE MAYBE KILLS SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY ASLEEP.
The Harry Potter series -
BOY SURVIVES EVIL WIZARD BECOMES WIZARD SURVIVES EVIL WIZARD AGAIN.