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Star Wars rejects, or why Mr Beard is going to hell

23 SEP 2008 | Posted By: -Mikolai-

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Star Wars rejects, or why Mr Beard is going to hell

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Want a Jabba the Hut beanbag? How about a Darth Vader gumball? Sky City Lamp? Sorry, you can't have them. They were all rejected by Lucasfilm at the conceptual stage.

Long story short: a couple of guys from a toy design company somehow managed to bullshit their way into pitching ideas for Phantom Menace merchandise as part of a Pepsi tie-in. Because they weren't officially 'down' with Lucasfilm they had to base everything on the original trilogy. Also, they didn't have an official pitch to work with so they just went crazy and invented stuff life the Death Star Grill.

Sadly, Mr Beard didn't green light any of their ideas.

The original concepts have now surfaced online so you can sit there in your Storm Trooper outfit imaging what could have been and sobbing quietly.

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There are "21" comment(s) on "Star Wars rejects, or why Mr Beard is going to hell "

Member AACF31A8
i didn't think anything could be better than the jabba the hutt beanbag. and then i saw the at at walker chair caddy.
AACF31A8  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Jabba the hutt bean bag is golden.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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New Lounger CD1A28E8
The sun shield is amazing!
CD1A28E8  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
I think the sun shield is a ripper. And I'd love to know the practical applications of the Tauntaun suit.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Advanced Member nuzzla
City Cloud Desk Lamp is fantastic! This stuff is so stupid that you actually like it.
nuzzla  -  3 years ago
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Respect -Mikolai-
I like the Cloud City desk lamp personally. The sun shield is also pretty win.
-Mikolai-  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Um. Leia headphones. Just saying...
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
Leia headphones was a joke from Spaceballs. I didn't laugh then. I'm not laughing now. Especially the "real hair" aspect. Gross.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
How can you now laugh at spacballs? John Candy? come on
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect Katie
Pretty much it was funny in Spaceballs and if I had real hair headphones it would be the best.
Katie  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member LBRN
I would buy all of them if they existed and I agree with Katie, the best one is the headphone.
LBRN  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member LBRN
Jabba chair...
LBRN  -  3 years ago
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Member angu
Too bad none of the ideas where produced. Id buy them all!!!
angu  -  3 years ago
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Respect freeak
I didn't say Spaceballs wasn't funny. I said the hair headphone gag wasn't funny. Spaceballs was hilarious. Especially combing the desert. "We ain't found shit!". Gold.
freeak  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jamie
EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING. WE NEED TO START A NEW COMPANY AND MAKE ALL OF THESE IMMEIDATELY.
Jamie  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member Rosevich
jabba bean bag = want
Rosevich  -  3 years ago
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Respect pashoncoop
Oh..haha true. I know Jamie,I'm surprised know one hasn't done it yet.
pashoncoop  -  3 years ago
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Respect Jake
Am I the only person that would pick the Death Star BBQ? So cool! :D And yes yes, the Cloud City lamp is really quite gorgeous, I'd love that too! - Jake OXOX
Jake  -  3 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
I'm interested, Jamie. I really am...
Ryzz  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member mgoldenfein
i just hope a counterfeit factory somewhere sees this.
mgoldenfein  -  3 years ago
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Senior Member 5AAAE431
That J.Hut Beanbag takes sex with my couch cushions to a whole nother level!!
5AAAE431  -  3 years ago
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