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Some people should never be parents

30 JUL 2009 | Posted By: Luke

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Some people should never be parents

Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
 
Some people should never be parents
So many issues in this world could be solved if people were just a little bit more responsible with their junk. I mean, the proportion of criminally inclined and antisocial nutjobs that would have come from a home with an abusive/neglectful/emotionally immature or unprepared guardian you'd assume would be in a majority. I'm sure there are exceptions to this and there are also environmental exposures that would contribute to a young persons sense of self and character but for the most part the early development of a child is steered largely by their primary guardian.

I find it kind of baffling that you need a license to drive a car or operate of forklift but any douchebag is free to reproduce regardless of whether they are prepare for the consequences. Also, for a species that's essential pro-created using the same mechanic for thousand of years, to be ignorant of how this goes down is pretty much inexcusable. The whole idea of an accidental pregnancy, which granted a massive portion of this generation is the result of, seems like a puzzling notion. I mean, there's nothing particularly accidental about sex... in fact you could say that the whole act is considerably deliberate. It's not like you can be walking down the street, trip over a crack in the pavement and fall into a vagina. It actually requires a fair bit of orchestration, and depending on your inclination certain props.

If the parents have their heads screwed on right, accidental pregnancies aren't necessarily the issue, the issue really lies when people who aren't ready for the responsibility of a child, raise a child. Courtesy of our worldly webmaster I recently came across a blog dedicated to people who shouldn't  be left in the same room as a young person and I literally weep for the future.

Check some samples from the blog to the right of this post and for more please visit Why the fuck do you have a kid?

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Respect freeak
I'm angry now.
freeak  -  2 years ago
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New Lounger 36B63A72
Leaving your naked baby on a cold tile floor while some shmuck photographs your booty is so hottn't
36B63A72  -  2 years ago
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Respect Luke
pretty much the opposite of hottn't
Luke  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jamie
There are some shockers in here, absolute shockers.
Jamie  -  2 years ago
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Respect freeak
Look, I'll be the first to admit it: taking a photo of your newborn baby so it looks like they're drinking a beer has a kind of funny, juxtapositional cuteness to it. But taking a picture so it looks like they're being suffocated by a python...kind of misses the mark for me.
freeak  -  2 years ago
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amplifier  -  2 years ago
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Respect JiMBOB
That last picture... WTF? is that a Womble?
JiMBOB  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member wolmax
I think the real question is "Why the fuck is this blog getting a front page post on lifelounge?" Let's face it, the modern day vibe here in Australian Hipster scene is "Kids are wak". Yeah, there is some bad stuff on that page but there are also photos that have been taken completely out of context. I will let all in on a little secret, if it wasn't for retarded parents most of you wouldn't be reading this. Leave the kids out!
wolmax  -  2 years ago
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Respect Rens
True. My folks hippie snaps could make just as funny a front page post but hey....Kids, guns and deadly animals is another WHOLE level... and fuck, stripper / skank photos with kids in the mirror or getting their diapers changed on the bed mid shot is mad funny. Some of those are GOLD.
Rens  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member wolmax
Yes, I agree Rens. I found a lot of the pics to be hella funny, It was more the serious write up that got me going. If it wasn't for whiskey my son would never go to bed.
wolmax  -  2 years ago
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Respect Rens
Yeah, the despairing write up just made the photos even funnier for me. People have obviously been getting pregnant since the start of the human race. Shit, I bet there were even cave men versions of the parents.
Rens  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jamie
Without parents like these, the world would be boring, as through diversity comes greatness. WHOA.
Jamie  -  2 years ago
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Respect Luke
excuse my rant olmatic and i'm no parent so what the fuck do I know. each to their own. you know what, the real question is why aren't more parents downing beer funnels, smoking pot, and shooting game with their newborns..? if anything it's only preparing them for the real world right?
Luke  -  2 years ago
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Respect Katie
Either way, we're doomed.
Katie  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member wolmax
Right!
wolmax  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member motherbitch
Hippie parents or not, nobody can actually say that getting half your pussy out and posing for amateur porn in front of your toddler is making anybody an infinitely better person.
motherbitch  -  2 years ago
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Respect Luke
you have such a way with words mb.
Luke  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jamie
Nothing but net MB...
Jamie  -  2 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
Im with MotherB. There is a huge difference between nudie parents or heck even a leather wearing gay dad and making porn in front of your kid. I am a parent and honestly, I partied with my kids, Ive walked around naked, but there are some lines you dont cross and I think explicit sex and FUCK guns(!) are on the other side of that line.
fujiko-san  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member Miro
where is this "half pussy"?
Miro  -  2 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
pic #3 = sarah palin childhood photo?
Ryzz  -  2 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
also, this story should clearly be renamed to "americans should never be parents". sorry fujiko and coop!
Ryzz  -  2 years ago
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Respect Jamie
Disagree Ryz, there are idiot parents in every country, not isolated to the US of A.
Jamie  -  2 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
RYZ, dont be silly.
fujiko-san  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member rudy
amazing
rudy  -  2 years ago
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Advanced Member motherbitch
I win!
motherbitch  -  2 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
That may be true, Jamie, but most if not all of the related images here are definitely of American origin.
Ryzz  -  2 years ago
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Respect fujiko-san
However, England has the highest rate of child fatality due to neglect and abuse. Yeah for them!
fujiko-san  -  2 years ago
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Respect Ryzz
Damn those scone-munching limeys!
Ryzz  -  2 years ago
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Member Prudence
I really can't believe some people thought some of these photos were funny! Obviously they have not had much experience around children or are not at the age of procreation, because i have found these photos disgusting. They made me really sad. Terribly sad. I don't have children myself but am aware enough to think that these photos are total abuse of minors. Gross. The only ones i find bearable are the cross dressing ones. I think its fine for a kid to see his daddy in chaps or a dress. The baby on the tiles made me sick!!
Prudence  -  2 years ago
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Senior Member Zoeo
This series of photos is gross. It worth nothing however, that Australians in central and and northern parts of N.T. have HUGE problems with a 5 & 6 generation of a 15yr > birth cycle. I have seen cases of children having children, and it is devastating. Its interesting that some comments point the finger at other countries, but seem so ignorant of what's happening in our own backyard. :(
Zoeo  -  2 years ago
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New Lounger SEVER
Love it, naked mums posing and babies having afternoon milk
SEVER  -  about a year ago
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Respect Jamie
WOW thread dig!!! This is ooooold, but still so good.
Jamie  -  about a year ago
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Respect NOTORIOUSJAY
All im seeing is 100inch LCD T.V's and PS3's...
NOTORIOUSJAY  -  about a year ago
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