Look, we're generally not in the business of hating on people. But we ask you this – is there anyone on planet Earth who can deny that Shia LaBeouf is an unmitigated, teeth grindingly, smug faced douche bag?
Dude has partaken in so many acts of undeniable douchebaggery that we're pretty confident in saying that no one besides Shia himself would refute these claims. First there's the fact that wherever Shia goes, he seems to a) get into a drunken bar fight, b) then get into a car while schnokered and proceed to drive like a fucking maniac, and c) smoke indoors and then absolutely lose his mind when he is told that that is not allowed. THIS IS NOT 1982 SHIA, THAT SHIT DOESN'T FLY ANYMORE.
Lest we also forget last year's illuminating interview in Details,
when he claimed that he boned Megan Fox while she was with her husband Brian Austin Green (sure Shia, sure) and in the same breath, casually mentioned that he also slept with Isabel Lucas while she was with Adrien Grenier. In a car.
LOLOLOLOL guy, that's really cool that you told everyone those things LOLOLOL!
Also, did we mention this?
Now, presumably tired of appearing in bad sequels of '80s films, Shia is trying his hand at art. At the C2E2 Comics Convention he debuted his comic "An Illustrated Guide Into My Thoughts", which let's face it, we've all been crying out for for years. If you are interested in seeing what Shia's thoughts do in fact look like, click through the gallery above.
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