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Shannon Gerard

01 DEC 2007 | Posted By: Katie

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Christmas is coming up, and what narky mother-in-law, cranky grandfather, or angsty pubescent teen wouldn't be thrilled to receive a crochet boob or penis? Name one. You can't possibly.

Shannon Gerard's fabulous crochet toys include boob badges, penis (or as worded on the website 'dink') finger puppets, and the cream of the crop: the Early Detection Kit. The EDK (as we've now named it, love an acronym) contains either one boob or penis, which are available in peach, beige, brown, or dark brown. Big deal? Well, each boob and penis has had a little lump sewed in to it, with the aim to teach the public how to check for cancer. There's even a pamphlet. And $5 from each sale goes to cancer research.

Bet now you feel bad for laughing when you started reading this. Sorry.

Make yourself feel better here and buy some kinky crochet.
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New Lounger 18344B98
hahahahaha, that's awesome. and smart!
18344B98  -  6 years ago
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Member camerawwn
duuuudde. i totally want many boobs. mabye some wangs 2. they look funny and i could turky slap people without pullin down my pants
camerawwn  -  6 years ago
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New Lounger 36CFB1D1
hah that is awesome.
36CFB1D1  -  6 years ago
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Senior Member CEFF5644
well theres something practicle for your everyday joe...
CEFF5644  -  6 years ago
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Senior Member naezyness
I really could go for some dinks right now My hands are cold as shit
naezyness  -  6 years ago
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