We should probably preface this piece by confirming the obvious: murder/any behaviours that causes harm to others makes us very, very sad and is never sexy. But this is Hollywood!
Disclaimer aside, there's a little somethin' somethin' about the following pop culture murderers that is kind of hot? We can't explain it, we're not going to try to understand it, we may spend an extra couple of hundred on therapy this week. Never tell anyone about this. See you at the meetings.
Alex DeLarge - A Clockwork Orange
This was a divisive issue. Aside from being possibly the worst/weirdest character on this list, is Alex sexy or gross? We put the call out to our friends and came to the conclusion that he makes the turn around to boneable post-capture. The following clip pinpoints his transition from nottie to hottie.
Jennifer - Jennifer's Body
Whatever Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body is selling, we will take 100 of them immediately.
Kevin Khatchadourian - We Need To Talk About Kevin
Not sorry for this at all.
David McCall - Fear
Perhaps this scene is not the most objective overview of Marky Mark's character in Fear, but can you honestly say you wouldn't agree to a turn around a ferris wheel with this guy? Don't beat yourself up Reese, we get it.
Nick Brody - Homeland
Maybe it's his apparent willingness to have sex with mentally unstable women (so far so good), or the way baby boi wields a dangerous weapon... whatever, Nick Brody totally makes the cut. All signs point to 'no', but for some reason Brody in all his red haired, potential terrorist/PTSD glory is definitely someone we'd hate fuck.
Catherine Tramell - Basic Instinct
Do you have a pulse? If so you'll probs need to take a cold shower right about now.
Dexter Morgan - Dexter
Considering Dexter only murders baddies, you're basically a bad person if you don't find him sexually attractive.
Patrick Bateman - American Psycho